Poppa's been smooth since days of underoos

Yeah, so to start with, for month I've been saying I want to be the "Burger King" for Halloween. Well, not anymore. Look to see how much the outfit on EBAY.

Ughhh, it's been a few months now and I still can't get myself to talk about Mason Betha and G-Unit. I just can't understand it. Dude must be scared of the purple crew or something. Here's a link to what continues to confuse me.

Hee hee... In honor of George Takei coming out of the closet, let's all do the Sulu Dance! (Oh My!)

Umm, don't ever, ever, ever buy a Chinese car. They're worse then the pencils! (The JiangLing Landwind was displayed at the Frankfurt Motor Show last week and is expected to arrive in British showrooms within months. It is already on sale in Holland, Germany and Belgium and has been billed as the vanguard of a new invasion of Chinese vehicles.The two-ton 4x4 scored zero stars in crash tests last week by the ADAC, the German automobile club, which carries out tests for Euro NCAP. It had a catastrophic result, said a spokesman for the ADAC. In our 20-year history no car has performed as badly.)

Remember Arrested Development comes back on the air November 7th. Please watch people, we can' let this show die. It's just too good.

Any commercial that has a last line like this is worth it.

Ok... since no one reads this... why do I even bother looking for links. I'm done here.

One More Year!

 

 

... and if not, Good Luck to the Greatest Catcher of All Time

Do You Know Why I Pulled You Over?

(That's how I feel after I read my posts and realize they suck)


First, let me start off by reminding you to watch Arrested Development when it starts on Monday! This season there will be a guest appearance by SCOTT fuckin BAIO! Don't Miss Charles in Charge hanging with Teen Wolf 2!

Man, the Mets sure made me look like an ass last week Thank God Pedro can beat the Braves.

The Source gave Lil Kim 5 mics.... I am officially done caring about anything hip-hop. Speaking of disappointments, Ma$e is now with G-Unit and on "300 shots" talks about putting holes in niggas' chests. Ummm... I wonder what your church will say, Mason?


Some photoshoppers need to go to hell.....


I was reading over at Hotkizzle.com ther other day, and saw his mention of the possibility of Pharrell working with Aaron Carter. That just makes me sad…. But then when you think about it, Pharrell can do whatever the fuck he wants. The dude is probably the luckiest guy in the business. He went from writing “All I wanna do is zooma zoom zoom boom, and a boom boom, just shake your rump!” to being the nobody producer of Noreaga’s hits… to producing everyone else, to doing hooks, to having his own “rock” band, to putting out his own singles… to now. At this point, dude deserves to make his cake anyway he wants.

Not that we can actually DO ANYTHING about it, but gas is actually $0.10 cheaper for gas stations to buy, than it was one week before Hurricane Katrina. Funny, I don't see gas back under two dollars, or any of the gas stations dropping prices 2 or 3 times a day lik they raised it. You know why? Because stations are individually owned, and gas is like crack. We HAVE to have it... so they don't need to lower the "sellin on the corner" price.


I've been saying the guy is hilarious and funny for over a year now (Here's the proof), but the Olsens and Lindsay Lohan? Dude.... that's worse than when he tried to act ten years younger than he really was in PCU.


I'm too tired to look for more shit. I'm out....