Sorry for the delay...

but I've been bombarded by this:




This:




And by this:




I'll be back by next week at the latest.

Oh, and download "I'll hurt You" by Busta. Shit is hot!

Made by yours truly...

Proof that I made this? The music of course!

"...And That's Why You Always Leave A Note!"

I love when either of these guys are on Conan

Remember my Super Bowl Memories? Well here they are in video form.


If Arrested Development gets canned, I will go to Fox and personally slaughter every idiot who approved cancelling this and My Big Fat Obnoxious Boss to keep around Trading Spouses.


Tom Sizemore gets busted by his PO for using a Whizzinator. (Here's a pic) I knew he was on something again the day he agreed to wear that wig in the Pete Rose movie.



Another reason to hate women. (The best part of course, is the hiding spot)



This is a GREAT video clip. (I just really like the guy's reaction afterwards) Try to repeat that shit by playing the game.



Here's the real reason why we should all aspire to win a Grammy or two.



Where did my love for the NBA go? Is it the Knicks sucking, or is it the nauseous feeling that I get from Alonzo Mourning being on the Heat again? The love is lost... :(

Oh wait... I found it!!!!! (You know you loved something when you actually watch a half hour of a John Tesh concert on PBS, just to catch it.)

Nope... nope... I lost it again. (I hate Nelly)



You know baseball season is starting again, because this wonderful webpage gets about 50 hits a day from the DPJ, all by himself. It's pathetic of me, really.



Is anything funnier than this whole Corey Feldman twist in the Michael Jackson trial? It's like he said to the D.A., "Wait, wait. That's considered molestation? Holy shit. Let me unrepress all these memories, and I'll get back to ya later."


I will now light myself on fire for liking the Ying Yang Twins' song, "Wait". I feel so dirty south'ish. Ughhhhhh (I like the radio version way better than the album one though. The album version is just too damn ghetto.)



Hip-hop beefs have just hit a new low. And it's really, really low.



I guess the sadistic side of me wanted Kanye to be shut out of the Grammy's just to see him flip out. Oh well, congrats anyway. Here's his speech. (Links dead due t so much traffic... check again in a few days)





Ok, kiddies, I'm out. Before I go, I'm sure you guys noticed the new link on the side to the Cell Phone Forum. If you signup and go to the ringtone forum, you can actually request any song to be made into a ringtone. There are some talented guys there, so try t out. You can't lose. I'll be back to post again before the week is over, so be on the lookout.
Hey now!

Oh My He's On Fire

This was Super Bowl Sunday

(Damn I was kickin ass)

Awwwww, Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson love each other so much.


And 50 Cent is really startin to get on my nerves. Not only do I HATE Disco Inferno, but dude just can't stop hating people. Get the hell over it, nucca!


Speaking of rappers, you know what I think was one of the defining moments of B.I.G.'s greatness? It was on the "Get Money" track. Dude was able to change "Tattoo on tittie saying B-I-G, to... "Tattoo on tata saying Big Poppa"! It's not anything super, but I've always loved it.

I plan on renting this ASAP, by the way: The MC: Why We Do It (Check out the trailer)



There are three things I liked about the Super Bowl:

1.) P. Diddy's Diet Pepsi commercial - I know how it is man... everyone be jockin our style. Plus, "X to the Z" pimped his shit! (Props to Pickin Boogers too. I know everyone be stealing "Karamo" from him. That shit is spreadin like wildfire up here in Otown)

2.) Nikki Capelli and her amazing gazongas. (That's the full length commercial not shown on tv. Be nice and love it like I do.)
I'm not even a breast guy... but she just made me say "gozangas". Now that's power.

3.) And finally, all of the Patriots who got to do the T.O. end zone dance. Muahhahahahahaahahahaha. Btw... did anyone see Freddie Mitchell? Call his mama!






Ok, so I have this theory that at least 50% of the U.S. population was either forced to church by their parents when they were young, or forced into Christian School because their parents thought they were devil children. The other 50% are Jewish. (just kidding) Well for that 50 percent who know what it's like to see Christians try too hard to be cool with the "secular world", I give you the greatest video link ever! (HUMONGOUS shout out to White Dragon for comin thru with this link. Fine-Print is the shit, nigga!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)



This story is just odd. Old broads suck.



Yes... I'm OG. Though not yet available in the good ol USA... I DO have a moan tone. (Which I made on my own, months ago... and btw.. WTF is up with her face in that picture? Where's the Jenna from "Private Parts"?)


All right... the girlfirend is over and is telling me to stop being a computer nerd... so I'm out. As my boy Kurt Angle would say, "It's true... oh it's true!"

Jigga What... Jigga Who... Jigga Watt?

"I Got Haters On My Jizzock..."

"...Plus the friggin cizzops, all of whom
wanna hit me with shizzots til I drizzop"

As a Marc Anthony fan (Pre-2002)... I was very dissappointed to find out that I had no clue that he was once the King of House! Check out some of those tracks. Unbelieveable! Muahahahah... speaking of which:

Hard to believe that the former Fly Girl and the King of House, are still together.


I was watching "I Love the 90's: Part Deux" the other day... and they were talking about this show. I remember it a little bit, but I want to know who the hell approved that thing? (1991 has been my favorite episode so far. The Samuel L. Jackson crack dance was GREAT!)


Hey! NEWSRADIO is finally coming out on DVD, May 24th! Why it took so fucking long... I'll never know. (That was one of my favorite shows before Phil died. Lovitz tried to save it... but he had no chance in hell. Shit... they even made Khandi Alexander look a lil hot)


Good thing "OZ" wasn't this boring...


Vince McMahon tearing his quad at Royal Rumble (Best moment of the night)
BTW I'm just getting back into wrestling now. I stopped watching after the roster split, because thy turned RAW into the HHH show, and Smackdown was just weak. So I watch Royal Rumble... and see that this Batista character is popular as hell. Funny, I never realized that you could go from riding being D'Von Dudley's bitch, to a superstar in like 2 years. Good for that guy.


For as long as I can remember, there has only been one "Biff" to idolize. Now there's a 2nd.


So... I'm way late on the "Drop It Like It's Hot" Remix feat Mr. Def Jam, Jay-Z. But that won;t stop me from linking to it anyway. Shit is hot! "2 step to this!" (Sorry, but I could only find a realplayer link)


This is the commercial that Budweiser pulled from this year's Super Bowl. There's nothing wrong with it... and it's pretty funny, but Budweiser apparantly want more bang for their buck on Sunday.

I ALWAYS hated that Nikki Cox was engaged to Bobcat Goldthwait. But that was so much better than her breaking things off for this douchebag. (He's not funny... and he was a douchebag in Jerry Maguire. That's more than enough reasons to hate him)


Hot Karl's new song entitled "Natalie". He calls it his LL Cool J song... which is somewhat true, but after hearing it, I couldn't stop thinking of Bloodhound Gang's Ballad of Chasey Lain.


All right... I'm out.