The Fine Print

GameBlog Knicks vs Clippers 2/9/2011

2011-02-09T19:49:00.006-05:00

Well, didn't get to the game until 7:45pm, so a little late, but it's a 12-12 game with 7:44 left in the 1st.*7:50pm - Looks like the Knicks are making the extra effort to get Mozgov the ball. Are they trying to get him to forget what Blake did to him last time?*7:52pm: Davis with an alley-oop to De'Andre Jordan, followed by a Stoudemire jumper, then a Griffin dunk. Somewhere out there, Bill

Testing testing 123

2011-02-09T17:31:00.001-05:00

Ooooooooh snap. Look who's back! (Thanks to Blogger for Android app) I might attempt a Knicks-clippers liveblog tonight. *Fingers-crossed*

Poppa's been smooth since days of underoos

2005-10-29T14:15:00.000-05:00

Yeah, so to start with, for month I've been saying I want to be the "Burger King" for Halloween. Well, not anymore. Look to see how much the outfit on EBAY.Ughhh, it's been a few months now and I still can't get myself to talk about Mason Betha and G-Unit. I just can't understand it. Dude must be scared of the purple crew or something. Here's a link to what continues to confuse me.Hee hee... In

One More Year!

2005-10-02T13:32:00.000-05:00

... and if not, Good Luck to the Greatest Catcher of All Time

Do You Know Why I Pulled You Over?

2005-09-17T10:13:00.000-05:00

(That's how I feel after I read my posts and realize they suck)First, let me start off by reminding you to watch Arrested Development when it starts on Monday! This season there will be a guest appearance by SCOTT fuckin BAIO! Don't Miss Charles in Charge hanging with Teen Wolf 2!Man, the Mets sure made me look like an ass last week Thank God Pedro can beat the Braves. The Source gave Lil Kim 5

God... I hate MTV (Sorry I'm Late)

2005-08-29T11:11:00.000-05:00

Funniest Moment of the VMA's Diddy trying to keep up with that fag, OmarionSo what up everybody? I know iut's been a while... but I don't have shit to write about anymore. I don't have the time to find useless shit all the time... but today I'm making an effort. Heeeeere we go...I can't believe that comoing up on September, the Mets are actually still in this thing! If any Met fans are out there

I haven't had time for Jibba-Jabba either...

2005-08-17T14:13:00.000-05:00

I promise I will actually post something this week, and grace you all with my return.

RIP, playa...

2005-07-01T17:59:00.000-05:00

The man was probably gay, but he still put out hits. Good luck in the afterlife, man.

It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me...

2005-06-23T23:33:00.000-05:00

***** Fixed All Broken Links 6/25*****And this is what I do, ya bastards! I bring joy to the little people.Now pull the lever (click the pic) and laugh:Ok... so the Spurs won the NBA championship. Whoop-Dee-Damn-Dooo. I hate all those bastards. Duncan is boring, Ginobli can't admit he's bald, Parker is a lil French asshole, and Bruce Bowen is a dirty ex-Heat. Screw them all.Ahhh, nothing is

You suckas riding my flow like I'm your training wheels...

2005-06-18T23:48:00.000-05:00

My Favorite Crackhead....Has anyone seen Lil Bow Wow's new video? This boy thinks he's grown. He tried to put muscles on his tiny frame, and he just looks weird. You'll see it everytime they show him in the black wifebeater. Muahahahahah I hate all those young fuckers, btw.This man was SOFT as hell on the court... but now he can box? WTF?I remember playing baseball in Junior High against these

Innocent Again? DAMN!

2005-06-13T17:57:00.000-05:00

Ha Ha Ha Ha

Coming Head On, Muthafu....

2005-06-01T20:19:00.000-05:00

If there is anybody still out there who reads this... sorry for not following through on my word the other day, but the Mets were down playin the Marlins over the weekend, so I had to get my ass over there. Regardless... it's been really hard to find non-Star Wars links lately. EVERYTHING is about that movie. So let's see what I found:Best Star Wars Link I found all week: Anakin DynamiteI always

How much do I suck?

2005-05-27T14:54:00.000-05:00

Well... I know it's been a while... but I have some excuses.1.) I am now a supervisor at work, which meant a pay raise (NICE) but also, I lost my slacking off on the internet time. So pop-culturally... I am out of the loop.2.) Been spending a lot of time with the GF, and this is way too geeky for her to understand. So I have to stay away when she's around.3.) And Finally... one of those wonderful

Climb the Ladder to Success, Escalator-Style

2005-05-01T09:41:00.000-05:00

Watch the Return tonight on Fox!Ok, for the first link of the day, we have Dustin Diamond... aka Screech... trying to be funny. He seems like an asshole the way he talks about the old cast.You had to see this coming, right?This guy is my hero... but I'm pretty pissed that he got $200 for something I would've done for free. (You can get a login @ BugmeNot.com)I just tried to buy these on ebay, but

There Ain't Nah Nutta Better!

2005-04-24T10:57:00.000-05:00

Saw Showtime's "Reefer Madness" on 4/20, and let me tell you, that IS THE WORST MOVIE EVER. It's a musical that makes fun of the original propoganda film the governement put out in the 30's. However, there was ONE great moment, and that's when Jesus decided to sing about marijuana.Funniest song ever: Listen to Jesus, Jimmy!Anyone else think Sean Paul jumped the shark with "We Be Burnin" ? We

Thank You, Mr Tomato Farmer

2005-04-15T10:35:00.000-05:00

for your 4 runs. I still hate that friggin smirk when you give them up, though.** A New non-Met post will be up soon. Don't Worry**

Finally! A friggin win!

2005-04-10T23:07:00.000-05:00

In one inning I went from posting this:To now the pleasure of being happy and posting this:Lets Go Mets!!!!!!!!!!!!!

0 - 4... what a start!

2005-04-09T08:36:00.000-05:00

Qué, Qué, Qué... I ain't Ku Klux Klan!

2005-04-04T21:58:00.000-05:00

(Definitely the greatest N.O.R.E. line ever!)I'm excited about Surreal Life 5 already. Let's look at 2 members of the cast:Bronson Pinchot!"Can you believe it, cousin? They want me on American TV again!"Jose CansecoThe Human Test TubeI used to love to tease BlueEagle about his favorite group, Outkast, and how only white people REALLY like them. Well it just got worse. When you're song is redone

`Contrary to popular opinion, I'M the HNIC!

2005-03-28T21:49:00.000-05:00

*** Late Update****************************SONY Got FUCKED!An injunction barring Sony "from manufacturing, using and/or selling in, or importing into, the United States the infringing Sony PlayStation system.********************************************So what you gonna do about it, nuggha!I forgot to mention this during my time off, but Ego Trip's Race-O-Rama was the best part of Black History

I'm baaaaaaaaack!

2005-03-13T21:38:00.000-05:00

Met fans need to look at this pic: Korean Newspapers Rule! (If that's not one of the funniest recaps of last year ever, then I don't know what to say to you.) (Also... gotta love Wright kicking Reyes off the "top of the world"... HAHAHAHAHA)You would think that when a nugg wins an Oscar, he'd make good choices in his next few roles. I'm embarrassed for the man now. He continues to be a little

It's That Time Again

2005-03-09T20:50:00.000-05:00

One of the saddest days of every year..."Motherfuckers mad cause I blew, niggaz enviousToo many niggaz on my dick, shit strenuousWhen my men bust, you just move wit such staminaSlugs missed ya, I ain't mad at cha (we ain't mad at cha)Blood rushin, concussions, ain't nothinCatch cases, come out frontin, smokin somethinSippin White Russians, bitch in the Benz bumpinI laced it wit the basic, six

Sorry for the delay...

2005-02-28T12:07:00.000-05:00

but I've been bombarded by this:This: And by this:I'll be back by next week at the latest.Oh, and download "I'll hurt You" by Busta. Shit is hot!

Made by yours truly...

2005-02-21T23:03:00.000-05:00

Proof that I made this? The music of course!

"...And That's Why You Always Leave A Note!"

2005-02-16T13:24:00.000-05:00

I love when either of these guys are on Conan Remember my Super Bowl Memories? Well here they are in video form.If Arrested Development gets canned, I will go to Fox and personally slaughter every idiot who approved cancelling this and My Big Fat Obnoxious Boss to keep around Trading Spouses.Tom Sizemore gets busted by his PO for using a Whizzinator. (Here's a pic) I knew he was on something

Oh My He's On Fire

2005-02-06T11:58:00.000-05:00

This was Super Bowl Sunday (Damn I was kickin ass) Awwwww, Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson love each other so much. And 50 Cent is really startin to get on my nerves. Not only do I HATE Disco Inferno, but dude just can't stop hating people. Get the hell over it, nucca! Speaking of rappers, you know what I think was one of the defining moments of B.I.G.'s greatness? It was on the "Get Money"

Jigga What... Jigga Who... Jigga Watt?

2005-02-02T01:40:00.000-05:00

"I Got Haters On My Jizzock..." "...Plus the friggin cizzops, all of whom wanna hit me with shizzots til I drizzop" As a Marc Anthony fan (Pre-2002)... I was very dissappointed to find out that I had no clue that he was once the King of House! Check out some of those tracks. Unbelieveable! Muahahahah... speaking of which: Hard to believe that the former Fly Girl and the King of House, are

I put the chrome in ya cara, Adios to Manana!

2005-01-23T13:45:00.000-05:00

How did I just notice this today? First things, first... I have to correct an error from last week. I must admit, I had some help in my Best of 2004 list. White Dragon returned from his 5 month observation of the unclean pünt in Costa Rica and Mexico, and came up with two of the categories. So finally... one of my minions pulled his weight around here. Now back to business as usual. By now...

Vocabulary's Necessary, When Digging Into My Library

2005-01-16T07:28:00.000-05:00

(Click to hear a clip) My favorite baseball video game just got waaaaaay better. Plus... the cover is great too. Ouch! (Too bad that whole thing was staged by the Wiz) There is no way in hell that this is real. Talk about a quick trigger. Goddamn! Another Borat sighting (Not the singing the National Anthem story) This man is absolutely right to say "No" to that shit. (Mmmm, Mmmm

"I could be by myself and enjoy the company" - Kanye West

2005-01-09T13:43:00.000-05:00

Where do I begin people? It's been a long motherfuckin time! Let's start with your boy, Young Hova. Goddamn! Someone needs to start a rumor like this (Replacement Link) about my ass. I'm like a Cream Soda bottle! I swear! (Too bad about Jadakiss though... HAHAHAHAAHAHA) Speaking of Jay-Z... how did "Nigga Please" off of the Blueprint 2 album not make it big? I fuckin love that song... it's

This is what Met Fans feel like, waiting for a decision from Carlos Beltran

2005-01-08T15:41:00.000-05:00

(New post will be up by tommorrow. Had the flu... sorry for the delay)

Happy Chrismahanukwanzakah

2004-12-25T01:20:00.000-05:00

And then there was one....

2004-12-18T18:20:00.000-05:00

So when the Fine Print first added the talents of Blue Eagle 3 and White Dragon, I was prepared to take over the world and be the 2004 version of: These Guys Instead, they've abandoned my ass, and I've become like this man: (A Man who does not exist!) Wow Yes! I finally realized that it would be better if all the links turned up on ONE seperate page, than all opening up a new page. Go Me!

1 down... a slugger to go

2004-12-13T17:14:00.000-05:00

"Karim Garcia. Who's Karim Garcia? I have no respect for that guy, I don't have anything to prove to that guy. When you talk about Derek Jeter, Bernie Williams, Paul O'Neill, guys like that that you really tip your hat, that you can understand, but guys like Karim Garcia, what? So what? Who are you? Who are you, Karim Garcia, to try to tell Pedro Martinez, a proven player for 10 years?"

"Remember He... Used To Drive That Champagne Range"

2004-12-11T00:18:00.000-05:00

(Man... he looks just like my San Andreas character!) You know what I realized this week? Will Smith is probably the luckiest bastard ever! Somehow he made it from this: to this: which led to this, this and this: Unfortunately, then came "Wild, Wild West", "The Legend of Bagger Vance", "I, Robot", and now Hitch (Sigh....) Ahh.... two new movie trailers for you to watch: Charlie and

"Never Been To Sesame Street, But I Flip A Big Bird..."

2004-12-06T21:55:00.000-05:00

Sorry for the delay in posting, but last week had a hellish start as I had minor head trauma... which I am still recovering from. But don't fret, I will never let my whole 2 readers down. So I'm dying to see Be Cool, the sequel to Get Shorty. I've heard from some people who have seen the screening, and Vince Vaughn is hilarious... but not as funny as the Rock and the return of the People's

"I Roar When We Do It Raw, Like Tigors" - Ron Artest

2004-11-27T18:12:00.000-05:00

(I know how to spell tigers... but that's how he says it) Knuck Su Cow! Knuck Su Cow! (Ya'll know you like that shit) So... no one's mad at me that I almost bought this at 7:00 AM, the day after Thanksgiving, right? So apparently, my Mets met with Pedro Martinez on Thanksgiving a la Boston and Curt Schilling last year. While I think dude's arm is about to fall off and he has nothing left.

Happy Thanksgiving, people

2004-11-25T09:19:00.000-05:00

Eat up....

You Find Me Offensive, I Find You Offensive For Finding Me Offensive!

2004-11-19T22:14:00.000-05:00

WHO'S BAD? Before Flavor Flav, there was James Brown. This man's named Count Smokula and he was actually on an episode of Blind Date last week. Of course... the lady thought he was nuts... but the comedy level was great. (Though nothing will ever top the 5th Wheel with the guy who sounded like Borat. If anyone's seen that one let me know. Everyone thinks I'm crazy.) The highlight of my

My Video Binge...

2004-11-14T19:09:00.000-05:00

RUFIO! (Dennis, any relation?) Muahahahaha If you like boy bands or girl groups, you have bad taste in music (It's big so wait for it). (Damn I wish I had thought of that.) Want to play the drums on your keyboard? Learn how now (I love how this guy counts. One, Two, Tree...) I just really love this loser's peach fuzz... lol Tara Reid's nipple slip and the horrible boob job she got. (

Damn... Another RIP

2004-11-13T21:41:00.000-05:00

You taught me how to like it raw and you and Mariah went back like babies and pacifiers. Keep it real in the after-life, Old Dirty Doggy.

It's Been A Long Time, We Shouldn't Have Left You... Left You Without A Dope Beat To Step To

2004-11-07T08:38:00.000-05:00

Sorry for the delay. Between work, two tests, and election Tuesday... I had no time. That's where the two other fuckers are supposed to pick up the slack... but they've abandoned ship. What bitches. A lot happened this week, but I'm late on so much of it I don't have much new to say. So by now, everyone should know about the R. Kelly/Jay-Z story. If you don't heres what happened. Jay-Z was

A bowl a day, keeps hunger away...

2004-10-31T21:16:00.000-05:00

So once wasn't enough. Here comes Carlito's Way: The Prequel! While I love that Luis Guzman is back... too bad there's no Vigo Mortenson. He had the best line ever... "I can't walk, I can't hump. Go ahead and kill me you cocksaaacker!" Halloween Costumes: So let's see how retarded each of us look. (This is payback for you two bitches never posting) Donkey Puncher J - This costume sucks (Not

Congrats Red Sox... but this is an homage to the MVP

2004-10-28T00:03:00.000-05:00

Team? What Team? Manny knows it was all him. - Doing everything yourself is the only way, my man. LOL <---- Audio of Manny accepting the MVP (Funny shit) I Am So Proud of Him (Video)

"We're Brothers... We're Happy and We're Singing and We're Colored"

2004-10-26T16:54:00.000-05:00

With White Chicks coming out today, I decided to do you all a friggin service and show you the only scenes that are good. Now you won't have to waste your money on it. Here is the one good scene. The funniest part of this Usher story has got to be that "Waterfalls" by TLC was playing in the background. What can I say... nigga remembered everything I taught him about a menage. Goddamnit..

"Maybe I should rob somebody... then we can be like Whitney and Bobby"

2004-10-21T12:31:00.000-05:00

Man I used to love these commercials: Terry's World & Draft Day (The Pain Train's coming baby!) Rented SNL - Best of Tracy Morgan this past weekend. For a guy who was never really in any sketches, it's actually pretty funny. The highlight... has to be The Adventures of Astronaut Jones. It quite possibly has the greatest sketch theme song ever... watch it... trust me. So the infamous Bangbus,

I Really Really Hate The Yankees

2004-10-20T07:16:00.000-05:00

As we prepare for Game 7... let me take this time to thank God for actually letting the Sox make it to Game 7. But as usual... now that I'm rooting for them... expect them to lose. With that said... let's have a lil Arod party! Check out this play from Game 6: "Arod out on Interference" Muahahahaha... what a mammoth homosexual! (Not that there's anything wrong with that) Let's look at more

I'm Strictly Business Just Like EPMD...

2004-10-14T00:40:00.000-05:00

Two choruses that I can't get out of my head right now: Fabolous - Keepin it Gangsta Part II: G-A-N-G-S-T-A, that's how it be when you see me! Jin (feat. Kanye West) - I Got A Love: I got a love that's better than YOU EVER WAS! Damn, Pedro... looks like the good luck is running out. It's about friggin time! Someone has finally listened to me, and broguth back B.A. Baracas. The A-Team movie

When I first met you, I admit my first thoughts was to trick...

2004-10-11T20:00:00.000-05:00

(See these Ice Cubes....) I dont know whether to laugh at this video or get mad that these guys have a video. It's from the Firemen, whome consist of Teck Money (TheGuy from Real World), 4-Ize (Disturbing Tha Peace), and Kahlil Gibran (of The Sixsense Foundation). But they right... white men do love them some tig bitties. If you can't find the word "dumbass" in your dictionary... don't worry,

I Can Exercise You, This Can Be Your Phys Ed

2004-10-09T10:09:00.000-05:00

Upgrade time and we're here to stay bitches!. As you can see, the Fine Print has a new layout and I want to know what you all think. If it sucks... leave a comment. If it's jumpin off with some hotness... let me know. I love to hear from all the wanna-be Donkey Punchers out there. Ok...Ok.... here we go: The next party will definitely have some Pac-Man action goin on. ( I really love that

Yes.... That's Lil Jon

2004-10-06T19:43:00.000-05:00

(Am I allowed to say something about those lips?) Announcing a new link on the sidebar... HOT KARL'S BLOG. Dude had my favorite song on NBA Live 2003 Soundtrack, "Blao", and he's a Met fan to boot. Good shit! Between him and Pickin Boogers, you guys should know everything true about Hip-hop. Now on to the posts... Wow... thanx to Pickin Boogers for pointing this out. I'm still in shock.

RIP Rodney....

2004-10-06T00:08:00.000-05:00

The man w/ the one liners. Damn... him and Don Rickles will always be my two favorite old-timers. Here's some lines in remembrance: Ladybugs (1992) - "My name is Chester, I'm great, I'm wonderful! Everybody likes me!" (Another man replies: "Hey, Chester. My name is Harlin, and to me you look like a giant asshole.") "Well, if I'm an asshole then I've got a reason. You're contagious!" "We have

You Can't Beat What You Can't Catch

2004-10-04T00:59:00.000-05:00

B-E-N-T-L-E-Y Yes, NBA Live 2005 is fuckin sick wit it! The Slam Dunk Contest could be a game all to itself. But don't think you have game like me, crackheads.... come talk when you can do the combinations for between the legs twice or a 720° dunk. Then maybe I'll have a lil competition. Check out Blue Eagle's audition for a role in the new Chuck Norris movie: Motherfucka needs some practice.

Yeah, I still play the game.... and??????

2004-09-29T21:25:00.000-05:00

So here's why I can't vote for Kerry: Yes... No... Wait, Yes... Umm, No... How bout I settle with maybe? But here's why I can't for Bush: 2 + 2 = 5 (Thanx Pickin Boogers) It's official, my write-in Vote is going to this guy Oh and by the way, Pauly Shore is dead. Yeah, I'm definitely going to hell. Check out the UPDATED cell phone wallpaper This is why I have to root for the Red Sox this

"How you gonna act like you wit me, then not be wit me?"

2004-09-28T08:13:00.000-05:00

As Flavor Flav has found out,women are fuckin sluts! ... But if you want to get some ass, you assholes have just got to deal with it. With that said.... let's see whats goin on this week. Kobe Bryant has a fetish. He likes to jizz all up in yo face. Don't believe me? Read it yourself in the UNCENSORED POLICE INTERVIEW. I know you guys have seen Mac's Mug shot, but what about this one, or this

Hateration!

2004-09-18T13:20:00.000-05:00

That two-finger point is the best moment of the season. Fuck the Skankees! Good shit, Manny!

"We be the only Big Boys that the big boys watch"

2004-09-15T21:18:00.000-05:00

What's up people? This ain't the best post we've ever had, but it's got some good shit.(Alot of videos today) Gotta let all those other weak blogs catch up to The Fine Print. So don't hate, motherfuckas... just laugh. We'll be back stronger than ever next week. Best of Both Worlds has returned, baby! This time... it's called Best of Both Worlds: Unfinished Business (You can hear two released

"Burning The Candle At Both Ends On His Way To The Top"

2004-09-11T16:46:00.000-05:00

If there is one thing that the FSU - UM game told me, it's this: Brock Berlin sucks............... but not as much as Chris Rix! How can you be a senior QB and be that bad? It's almost impossible to be in such a good program and be that bad. How does he do it? I Cannot Believe It! I love that picture. Speaking of which... why doesn't anyone talk about Eddie Murphy's night with a tranny

King Kong ain't got shit on me!

2004-09-06T00:40:00.000-05:00

Yep, we're still standing bitches. Here's what happened to Hurricane Frances: So give us a few days.... and a full post (All that useless info you crave) from one of us will be up soon. You know you love it! Peace

Still Waiting

2004-09-03T22:24:00.000-05:00

So far its been two days... and the hurricane still hasn't decided to show up. what a bitch... Just sitting here waiting it out with Blue Eagle.........

In the midst of chaos

2004-09-02T12:38:00.000-05:00

So while everyone in the bar is talking about Hurricane Frances.... there's one guy acting way too cool for that shit. This man is my hero. He's wearing a dirty sanchez shirt, sunglasses at night, his collar is up, and he's pimpin some chick. What a douche! But I love it....Nice! < Well, kiddies... ths might be my last post for a while due to the Hurricane. Don't miss the Great Puncher too much

Goddamn!

2004-09-01T09:44:00.000-05:00

This motherfucker is huge! We are fucked.

My love for you is ticking clock... Berzerker!

2004-08-31T06:01:00.000-05:00

(Click the 2 pics.... it's worth it) Good news bitches, Yes oh yes, Kevin Smith is back in full force. No, not the "Jersey Girl" Kevin Smith, but the "Clerks" Kevin Smith. What do I mean? Well remember when he said Jay & Silent Bob Strikes Back would be the last movie with those two characters? Well he lied. Because here comes Clerks II baby! Oh it's true.... it's true. Here's Kevin Smith

8:58 PM - "Missy Elliot looks like King Louie from the 'Jungle Book' "

2004-08-30T12:29:00.000-05:00

So Blue Balls errrrrr... I mean Blue Eagle 3 and I decided to sit down and watch the MTV VMA's last night. Bad Idea.... here are some observations. 8:09 PM - You found out on the red carpet, that Miami is everyone's second home. At that point, I really wish MTV had panned just two blocks from the arena and showed the ghetto that surrounds it. "There's one of the millions of bums who lives

As R. Kelly once said... "This is a Warning"

2004-08-29T04:53:00.000-05:00

How bout Doc didn't choose 88 mile per hour, douche. Those were the calculations of how long it would take for the plutonium to have its effect on the flux capacitor, therefore provididng the 1.21 gigawatts of power needed to induce time travel. Any question? I've got draft four of the script if you wanna test the knowledge, youngn. You still a rookie, so I'ma let it slide.... but do not fuck

I like my dolphins well done....

2004-08-29T00:46:00.000-05:00

ayi ayi ayi....so if Anna Nicole got on that Trimspa she lost all that weight...then why does E! still show the Anna Nicole show when she's a friggin' cow? Are they part of a "keep anna skinny" plan? Do they make her watch the show whenever she wants a Checkers 99ç (thats the closest to a cent symbol i could get) or something? Is E! really running that low on shows that they have to show those

I've never heard of 40 million people wanting to watch a horse race...but they would the EAGLE!

2004-08-28T16:25:00.000-05:00

Yo yo check it! I's the new fandango in this here blog...biotch...respek. So, this is the world famous, grammy winning, oscar award winning, critically acclaimed....thats right you guessed it...Blue Eagle 3!!! ( you can all breathe now) I've been drafted to complete the trio...the Donkey, Dragon and now Eagle. On another note to all our reader...(all 3 of us that post) DO NOT EAT PEANUT BUTTER

The Bronze!

2004-08-28T16:12:00.000-05:00

What are you talkin about man? We won the friggin Bronze! That's right the bronze! The various alloys of copper and tin rolled into one magnificent 3rd place prize. Who needs white players? We've got black players playing for that metallic circle of moderate yellow and olive tan color. Do you see white anywhere in that description? Go USA!

Friggin Manu Ginobli...

2004-08-28T12:47:00.000-05:00

How the fuck did we lose? I mean we invented this game, its our game and we fucking lost to a bunch of cro-magnum looking mother fuckers with uni-brows. Holy shit! I thought black guys were supposed to be good at basketball, shit they play all the time, and we lost to a team with all WHITE guys! Not even white guys from America but from Argentina. Are you kidding me, Argentina! Goddammit I'm so

Can't wait for NBA Live 2005

2004-08-27T07:57:00.000-05:00

that game is going to be pimp. Slam Dunk Contest and everything. EA Sports presents... NBA LIVE 2005 Anyway, the real reason I'm posting today is to say this: This is Why I Love Isiah Thomas Here's an excerpt: "Stephon Marbury was hoping for a sympathetic ear when he called his boss, Isiah Thomas, on Monday to talk about his struggles at the Olympics. What Marbury received instead was a heavy

Oh no he didn't!

2004-08-25T09:31:00.000-05:00

So let's set the record straight. That powder scent douche nozzle, White Dragon, begged to be here. And he fuckin LOVES it here. Loves it the way he loves the cock. Just trust me on that one. What you don't think so? Well here's what he looks like: White Dragon So yeah... Let's see, would I rather drink like a man, get wasted, and bang some dirty little Asian girl, or should I get drunk looking

Whatcha gonna do about it?

2004-08-23T17:58:00.000-05:00

Listen up fuckers! Donkey Puncher J asked for some reinforcements to make this blog shit funny, so I'm here to save his sorry ass. I'm White Dragon and for all of you cum twats out there White Dragon is when a bitch is done sucking on your donger and you blow your load down her throat. Then when she is not on your dick anymore you karate chop that whore right in the back of the neck, makin it

You a hot 16... I'm a very great song

2004-08-18T09:25:00.000-05:00

Don't get it twisted people, I'm still a hater, but I've always given my boy Pastor Betha the benefit of the doubt. However, Dipset crew ain't feelin him sayin they ran his ass out of harlem. That's up to you to decide, but I think Dipset are a bunch of pussy-ass closet fags. They like Pink for Christ's sake! Here's a Mase interview where Jim Jones and Camron call in like douche monkeys: Mase on

Hey Now... new slut alert!

2004-08-13T00:30:00.000-05:00

Ok, so here's the deal. I'm away on vacation for a week and wasn't planning on posting anything for the time being. But I ran across something quite interesting and I thought you might want to know. The fem that's now on my good side is Ashlee Simpson. These are lyrics from Ashlee Simpson's song entitled "La La" (Or "She Likes the Milky Sauce" as I like to call it: "Lyrics" Here's the chorus:

I've got Family in high places, like Jesus' Niece

2004-08-06T10:35:00.000-05:00

All right people.... this is how it's gonna go. I'm Donkey Puncher J and I'm your host in this place we call the Fine Print. Why am I called Donkey Puncher J? Because punching a bitch after I'd done tearin up her ass, just to make it tighter, gives me pleasure. Why? Because I'm a friggin hater. And that's what this is all about.... hating on the things that have come across my view recently. If