Qué, Qué, Qué... I ain't Ku Klux Klan!

(Definitely the greatest N.O.R.E. line ever!)

I'm excited about Surreal Life 5 already. Let's look at 2 members of the cast:

Bronson Pinchot!
"Can you believe it, cousin? They want me on American TV again!"

Jose Canseco
The Human Test Tube

I used to love to tease BlueEagle about his favorite group, Outkast, and how only white people REALLY like them. Well it just got worse. When you're song is redone by Kenny G featuring Earth, Wind, & Fire it is time to get another sound.

Damn... John Leguizamo really wants some Mets tickets... even though the Braden Looper fucked shit up! Oh, but you gotta realize Pedro is back to be the friggin man, and pimpslap you bitches! He struck out 12 of 14 batters from the 2nd inning on! Nasty!

Ok... now to some fuckin Links...

If you're STILL NOT WATCHING Arrested Development, I need to shoot you. Check out the wonderful, Mrs. Featherbottom, here.


This guy could very well be the William Hung of ESPN Dream Job one day.


(I never saw the MINUTE-LONG Bacon Cheddar Ranch Commerical until today. Click the pic... it's good.)



Sin City was UNGODLY GOOD. Go watch it or cop the bootleg!


I got nothing to talk about guys... sorry.

Just know that not even today's loss will stop my Mets. Because they've got the teamwork, to make the dream work!

`Contrary to popular opinion, I'M the HNIC!

*** Late Update****************************

SONY Got FUCKED!
An injunction barring Sony "from manufacturing, using and/or selling in, or importing into, the United States the infringing Sony PlayStation system.


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So what you gonna do about it, nuggha!

I forgot to mention this during my time off, but Ego Trip's Race-O-Rama was the best part of Black History Month. It was a blackified "Best Week Ever". I loved it.


So if you're still not watching Arrested Development, here's another reason to start: "I'm a MONSTER!" (Watch Preview Clip #2)


So what's gonna happen to Lil Kim during her next three years in jail? I have a feeling she's gonna wish she waited til AFTER she got out, to start with all the plastic surgery.


I don't think anyone is taking the Jason Phillips trade (Mets talk) as hard as White Dragon. I think he is the only person ever with one of these. It's sad really.


I told you before about my addiction to MVP 2005, well here's someone to tell you about how nice I am in that game:

For the record.... Villanova got screwed on that travelling call, during the UNC game. Good-ass game, though.


So I know everyone and their moms has talked about 50 Cent recently... but seriously, what the hell is that man thinking? Does he know that he practically took on all of NY in Piggy Bank? G-Unit careers will be gone in 2 years.... guaranteed. And even though beef is gay right now... Nas needs to come out with something. While I like Jada's... Nas really needs to kill dude, and just end the bullshit. I'm tired of going online, looking for Nas' new shit... and coming up with fakes.


I don't think there's anything better than an NBA player with a blog, in which he makes fun of other players.


Biggest Waste of Videotape EVER... But this is funny to me, because I know someone (cough cough Torie cough cough) who actually picked up the TV remote when her cell rang and talked to it. (Yes she was drunk... and yes she was asleep)


I've been waiting for this to happen since I first saw Mallrats.


So, can anything be better than this whole Pat O'brien fiasco. (Gotta love the "What's Up My Niggas?") The dude went from being the CBS version of Bob Costas, to Access Hollywood, and now to this. It's too funny. Let's now enjoy his dirty voicemails (If you're really short on time... skip ahead to 2:23 on the audio.)

In case you're still not watching, Ben Stiller was on Arrested Development last night....


Crazy link of the day: Live-Shot.com This site actually has a PC hooked up to a gun, for target practice... and are getting animals ready for you to hunt! I can't believe that shit. If you click on the "Hunting/Species Available" link on the side of that page, you can see every animal you can shoot via PC. Unreal.


Ok, I'm done


"Just Look At Me And Say Yes."



On Edit: I forgot to show you guys my gutting eyes move, that Martin was talking about:

I'm baaaaaaaaack!

Met fans need to look at this pic: Korean Newspapers Rule! (If that's not one of the funniest recaps of last year ever, then I don't know what to say to you.) (Also... gotta love Wright kicking Reyes off the "top of the world"... HAHAHAHAHA)


You would think that when a nugg wins an Oscar, he'd make good choices in his next few roles. I'm embarrassed for the man now. He continues to be a little crack-ish.


This movie is going to be unreal.


Speaking of movies, I DID go see Be Cool the day after it came out, and its defienitely not as bad as all these people keep saying. In fact, I'm hooked on Planet Asia's "G's and Soldiers" song just BECAUSE of that movie. (Another thing I found out, is that camera phones take good pictures in the theater.)


How 'bout this? The BOTH OF YOU suck!


I am so fuckin tired of 50 cent, G-Unit, and EVERY crap album they've put out since "Get Rich or Die Trying". (Just needed to get that out) Even though 50 and Game have buried the hatchet, we can still expect more bullshit fueds from these two. Congrats!


I don't know what's funnier, the fact that this guy starts his speech sounding like Mr. T, or that he still thinks anyone will listen to him after his "accident".



Please tell me someone besides myself watched Contender. Please. Sylvester Stallone sparring while the guys walked in was hilarious!

"My name is DPJ, and I have a problem. I'm hooked on MVP Baseball 2005."


I have no problem admitting that I am one of Angelina Jolie's good friends.


And finally, just for "Carlos Delgado, BABY!!!!!", here is a nice video clip: Go NY, Go NY, Go!