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Watch the Return tonight on Fox!

Ok, for the first link of the day, we have Dustin Diamond... aka Screech... trying to be funny. He seems like an asshole the way he talks about the old cast.


You had to see this coming, right?


This guy is my hero... but I'm pretty pissed that he got $200 for something I would've done for free. (You can get a login @ BugmeNot.com)


I just tried to buy these on ebay, but lost to a guy from Australia who was willing to pay $40 on each. I pity that fool...


Just keep refreshing this page to find out all you ever wanted to know about Vin Diesel. LOL


I don't know what bothers me more... the fact that they're together, or the fact that she claims she still a virgin. Does she really believe that? Or is she confusing her real life with some old Dawson Creek episode?
(Actually the more I think of it, it could be true after all the Tom Cruise is gay rumors. I mean... why would he, OF ALL PEOPLE, want to be celibate?)


You know... the Haters at the Hater's Ball weren't kidding... more and more she looks like Boy George. Hate! Hate! Hate!


Speakin of the Haters, good news for Chappelle. Now hurry up and get back on the air, damnit!


I am soooo wrong for linking to this blog, but I can't stop laughing at the eating contest comment. (I'm going straight to hell)


Damn! Green Lantern FUCKED UP!


Simply because I miss the Knicks being good in the playoffs

There Ain't Nah Nutta Better!

Saw Showtime's "Reefer Madness" on 4/20, and let me tell you, that IS THE WORST MOVIE EVER. It's a musical that makes fun of the original propoganda film the governement put out in the 30's. However, there was ONE great moment, and that's when Jesus decided to sing about marijuana.


Funniest song ever: Listen to Jesus, Jimmy!


Anyone else think Sean Paul jumped the shark with "We Be Burnin" ? We already heard "Gimme the Light"... nigga must be tryin to hit up that "Reefer Madness" audience


I saw the Honda Ridgeline for the first time on the road the other day, and is it wrong of me to look at it and know that oly Asians will ever buy that thing?


Why does this shit even make the newspaper? Really!


The funniest new hip-hop myth has got to be that Ciara is a MAN!

"I have heard a rumor that the R&B star, Ciara, was born male. That he/she decided that he wanted to be a female at the age of 5, and his mother let him grow his hair out. I was told that he had surgury, so he no longer has a penis. and apparently he/she was on Oprah having an in depth converstation about it, along with discussing it in a magazine article. "


Not the anyone cares, but after their 0-5 start... the Mets are 10-3 now. This smells good...


I've got a fever...


Best Facebook group ever! (If you look at the message board... one of those posts is mine)


What's the best score you can get here? (Damn! Shit is hard!)


Be Somebody... or be somebody's fool, BIATCH!


Trojan Commercials suck... Durex is funnier.


Kanye West's new single, "DIAMOND IS FOREVER".

Thank You, Mr Tomato Farmer

for your 4 runs. I still hate that friggin smirk when you give them up, though.





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