GameBlog Knicks vs Clippers 2/9/2011

Well, didn't get to the game until 7:45pm, so a little late, but it's a 12-12 game with 7:44 left in the 1st.

*7:50pm - Looks like the Knicks are making the extra effort to get Mozgov the ball. Are they trying to get him to forget what Blake did to him last time?

*7:52pm: Davis with an alley-oop to De'Andre Jordan, followed by a Stoudemire jumper, then a Griffin dunk. Somewhere out there, Bill Simmons is giving a spinning pump fist.

*7:53pm: Stoudemire down, and everyone fears the worst. Just a turned ankle, everyone breathes a huhge sigh of relief... might not be back tonight though. Gallo time

*7:55pm: STAT still in the game, and thank goodness its not Gallo time, as he just blew two layups, then dribbled off his foot.

*8:03pm: In a game of dunks, Shawne Williams just had an alley-oop.... layup.

8:19pm: I give up. The Knicks offensive approach is horrible. Just 3, after 3, after 3... all bricks. And Stat has been out of the game almost the whole 2nd quarter. Not a good sign...

Testing testing 123

Ooooooooh snap. Look who's back! (Thanks to Blogger for Android app) I might attempt a Knicks-clippers liveblog tonight. *Fingers-crossed*

Poppa's been smooth since days of underoos

Yeah, so to start with, for month I've been saying I want to be the "Burger King" for Halloween. Well, not anymore. Look to see how much the outfit on EBAY.

Ughhh, it's been a few months now and I still can't get myself to talk about Mason Betha and G-Unit. I just can't understand it. Dude must be scared of the purple crew or something. Here's a link to what continues to confuse me.

Hee hee... In honor of George Takei coming out of the closet, let's all do the Sulu Dance! (Oh My!)

Umm, don't ever, ever, ever buy a Chinese car. They're worse then the pencils! (The JiangLing Landwind was displayed at the Frankfurt Motor Show last week and is expected to arrive in British showrooms within months. It is already on sale in Holland, Germany and Belgium and has been billed as the vanguard of a new invasion of Chinese vehicles.The two-ton 4x4 scored zero stars in crash tests last week by the ADAC, the German automobile club, which carries out tests for Euro NCAP. It had a catastrophic result, said a spokesman for the ADAC. In our 20-year history no car has performed as badly.)

Remember Arrested Development comes back on the air November 7th. Please watch people, we can' let this show die. It's just too good.

Any commercial that has a last line like this is worth it.

Ok... since no one reads this... why do I even bother looking for links. I'm done here.

One More Year!

 

 

... and if not, Good Luck to the Greatest Catcher of All Time

Do You Know Why I Pulled You Over?

(That's how I feel after I read my posts and realize they suck)


First, let me start off by reminding you to watch Arrested Development when it starts on Monday! This season there will be a guest appearance by SCOTT fuckin BAIO! Don't Miss Charles in Charge hanging with Teen Wolf 2!

Man, the Mets sure made me look like an ass last week Thank God Pedro can beat the Braves.

The Source gave Lil Kim 5 mics.... I am officially done caring about anything hip-hop. Speaking of disappointments, Ma$e is now with G-Unit and on "300 shots" talks about putting holes in niggas' chests. Ummm... I wonder what your church will say, Mason?


Some photoshoppers need to go to hell.....


I was reading over at Hotkizzle.com ther other day, and saw his mention of the possibility of Pharrell working with Aaron Carter. That just makes me sad…. But then when you think about it, Pharrell can do whatever the fuck he wants. The dude is probably the luckiest guy in the business. He went from writing “All I wanna do is zooma zoom zoom boom, and a boom boom, just shake your rump!” to being the nobody producer of Noreaga’s hits… to producing everyone else, to doing hooks, to having his own “rock” band, to putting out his own singles… to now. At this point, dude deserves to make his cake anyway he wants.

Not that we can actually DO ANYTHING about it, but gas is actually $0.10 cheaper for gas stations to buy, than it was one week before Hurricane Katrina. Funny, I don't see gas back under two dollars, or any of the gas stations dropping prices 2 or 3 times a day lik they raised it. You know why? Because stations are individually owned, and gas is like crack. We HAVE to have it... so they don't need to lower the "sellin on the corner" price.


I've been saying the guy is hilarious and funny for over a year now (Here's the proof), but the Olsens and Lindsay Lohan? Dude.... that's worse than when he tried to act ten years younger than he really was in PCU.


I'm too tired to look for more shit. I'm out....

God... I hate MTV (Sorry I'm Late)

Funniest Moment of the VMA's
Diddy trying to keep up with that fag, Omarion

So what up everybody? I know iut's been a while... but I don't have shit to write about anymore. I don't have the time to find useless shit all the time... but today I'm making an effort. Heeeeere we go...

I can't believe that comoing up on September, the Mets are actually still in this thing! If any Met fans are out there looking for a place to get into the hype... check out >The MOFO for tons of Mets talk. I'm "Hojo of 1991"... and remember what Joe Piscopo says: >Mets Baseball...


Two things about the next link. One... She is a hormonal bitch, and two... she named him Preston?????? The bitch's career is over!>I said OVER


How great would it be if the 0-11 UCF Golden Knights win against Spurrier in Thursday's college Football opener. I will definitely be watching....


I know I'm not the only person who watches Big Brother 6, even if the NERD HERD has taken over, but you gotta love my boy Howie. He's friggin hilarious... so here's a link to his episode of Blind Date: >Howie: Horny and Alone

My boy, Drew, reminded me one day of an awesome WWE non-TV show we attended once. Hogan & The Rock vs. Angle and HHH. It was some great stuff.... so in tribute, watch this video: >It's a surprise... just click

Last night's Entourage was awesome... the Ari's new agency cliffhanger will be a good season finale. Ok... well I'm done for now. It was good being back. VICTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I haven't had time for Jibba-Jabba either...

 

I promise I will actually post something this week, and grace you all with my return.

RIP, playa...

The man was probably gay, but he still put out hits. Good luck in the afterlife, man.

It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me...

***** Fixed All Broken Links 6/25*****

And this is what I do, ya bastards! I bring joy to the little people.
Now pull the lever (click the pic) and laugh:

Ok... so the Spurs won the NBA championship. Whoop-Dee-Damn-Dooo. I hate all those bastards. Duncan is boring, Ginobli can't admit he's bald, Parker is a lil French asshole, and Bruce Bowen is a dirty ex-Heat. Screw them all.


Ahhh, nothing is better than a day you find a random Mr. T video clip. Damn... he needs to be back in the limelight!


Challenge Lord Vader...


Damn, and I thought my alarm was annoying.


I told ya'll to click it last time, but in case you didn't, check out the 10 year old Gay, Pop Star. And yes, this lil dude has his own website.


I always told you Jeter is gay.


Why Won't You Die?


Hot Kizzle was on point this week. I especially found his takes on The Game and The Real World quite funny. Keep on, bro. Now let's all watch these idiots say "Have you seen the black guy?" as if there's only one in Austin, and then we can see that one guy get FUCKED UP!
Click Me for Real World Video (Click on "The Choice Cut: Chaos on 6th St.)



Ok, I dont really see much else to talk about... so I leave you with the quote of the day:

You suckas riding my flow like I'm your training wheels...

My Favorite Crackhead....

Has anyone seen Lil Bow Wow's new video? This boy thinks he's grown. He tried to put muscles on his tiny frame, and he just looks weird. You'll see it everytime they show him in the black wifebeater. Muahahahahah I hate all those young fuckers, btw.


This man was SOFT as hell on the court... but now he can box? WTF?


I remember playing baseball in Junior High against these fuckers. I knew back then that they were nothing but a bunch of pussies! God... I wonder which kid cried to mommy about that?


Sticking with the highschool theme, I swear to God, I wish I went to a high school, where the trainer was a 22 yr old FEMALE! Instead, I had to tape my knee together on my OWN! This is one lucky MFer

Some funny ass video, courtesy of Pickin Boogers(He's on the links): In the case of little baby Bobo, Jeffrey, you ARE NOT the father! (also check out the "10 year old fails at life" link on the side of that page. That's one of the best vids ever!)


More proof that these two are phonier than Alexander Graham Bell: Gayboy Tom & Dawson's Ex (Wow... that was pretty damn corny)


I saw Batman Begins, and absolutely love that fuckin movie. I never thought I could like that guy after his, "Homeboy got rhythm" line in Shaft, but damnit... it was good. Can't wait til the sequel. BTW, Liam Neeson was gangsta in the beginning


Finally, as you can see, there is a new look here @ The Fine Print. Basically, it was inspired by the Junior Mafia song you heard when the page first loaded. Listen to Biggie's verse (about 40 seconds in) and it will tell you all you need to know about how great he is. The only thing out-of date in that whole verse, was his mention of Sega Genesis. He killed it!


Ok... I'm done. Peace

Innocent Again? DAMN!

Ha Ha Ha Ha

Coming Head On, Muthafu....

If there is anybody still out there who reads this... sorry for not following through on my word the other day, but the Mets were down playin the Marlins over the weekend, so I had to get my ass over there. Regardless... it's been really hard to find non-Star Wars links lately. EVERYTHING is about that movie. So let's see what I found:


Best Star Wars Link I found all week: Anakin Dynamite


I always though that White Dragon was the ugliest man alive, but let me introduce you to a man named Brian Peppers.

Apparently it's not a joke... I know you were asking. Here's some info.


Turd Ferguson is one funny guy.


Like Heroin? Have it free, for one full year!


Though I hated the song... for some reason, I like Eminem's Ass Like That video.


P. Diddy is trying to re-create Def Comedy Jam. It's official... the man has lost his mind.


What a stupid bitch! If she wasn't stupid enough, now she's gonna marry a guy with the same name?


I know it happened awhile ago, but Pat O'brien on Dr. Phil was the highlight of my TV year.


Business Tip of the Week: If you have any rhyming skills whatsoever, become a Christian Rapper, then do some rock... and rake in. "What the hell is he talking about?" you probably just asked. Well, I just found out that the Christian group, dc Talk is the number 1 selling christian group of all time. That, my friends... means MILLIONS of Dollars. Now, when you see their talent, you'll know what I mean:

Their First Single

Their Last Single

So there's the plan... sorry KC, this plan wouldn't work for you, but since you're Jewish, things will work out for you somehow. LOL

BTW, while I don't LOVE the Black Eyed Peas, their new CD is a good one for a road trip. A lot of different styles on there. Also, MY HUMP is a good one for the clubs. Check out their myspace page here.


Ok peeps, I'm out. As a parting gift, I leave you with the first scene from Will Ferrell's hosting gig on SNL two weeks ago. Love me.

How much do I suck?

Well... I know it's been a while... but I have some excuses.

1.) I am now a supervisor at work, which meant a pay raise (NICE) but also, I lost my slacking off on the internet time. So pop-culturally... I am out of the loop.

2.) Been spending a lot of time with the GF, and this is way too geeky for her to understand. So I have to stay away when she's around.

3.) And Finally... one of those wonderful Florida thunderstorms came by about a week ago, and fried BOTH of my hard drives. Yes Folks... I lost every funny picture, and every damn video clip I had. It really is a traumatic experience for me. I spent two years gathering all that useless shit. Regardless.... I do miss posting, so I will try to have one up for tonight.

Peace!

- DPJ

Climb the Ladder to Success, Escalator-Style

Watch the Return tonight on Fox!

Ok, for the first link of the day, we have Dustin Diamond... aka Screech... trying to be funny. He seems like an asshole the way he talks about the old cast.


You had to see this coming, right?


This guy is my hero... but I'm pretty pissed that he got $200 for something I would've done for free. (You can get a login @ BugmeNot.com)


I just tried to buy these on ebay, but lost to a guy from Australia who was willing to pay $40 on each. I pity that fool...


Just keep refreshing this page to find out all you ever wanted to know about Vin Diesel. LOL


I don't know what bothers me more... the fact that they're together, or the fact that she claims she still a virgin. Does she really believe that? Or is she confusing her real life with some old Dawson Creek episode?
(Actually the more I think of it, it could be true after all the Tom Cruise is gay rumors. I mean... why would he, OF ALL PEOPLE, want to be celibate?)


You know... the Haters at the Hater's Ball weren't kidding... more and more she looks like Boy George. Hate! Hate! Hate!


Speakin of the Haters, good news for Chappelle. Now hurry up and get back on the air, damnit!


I am soooo wrong for linking to this blog, but I can't stop laughing at the eating contest comment. (I'm going straight to hell)


Damn! Green Lantern FUCKED UP!


Simply because I miss the Knicks being good in the playoffs

There Ain't Nah Nutta Better!

Saw Showtime's "Reefer Madness" on 4/20, and let me tell you, that IS THE WORST MOVIE EVER. It's a musical that makes fun of the original propoganda film the governement put out in the 30's. However, there was ONE great moment, and that's when Jesus decided to sing about marijuana.


Funniest song ever: Listen to Jesus, Jimmy!


Anyone else think Sean Paul jumped the shark with "We Be Burnin" ? We already heard "Gimme the Light"... nigga must be tryin to hit up that "Reefer Madness" audience


I saw the Honda Ridgeline for the first time on the road the other day, and is it wrong of me to look at it and know that oly Asians will ever buy that thing?


Why does this shit even make the newspaper? Really!


The funniest new hip-hop myth has got to be that Ciara is a MAN!

"I have heard a rumor that the R&B star, Ciara, was born male. That he/she decided that he wanted to be a female at the age of 5, and his mother let him grow his hair out. I was told that he had surgury, so he no longer has a penis. and apparently he/she was on Oprah having an in depth converstation about it, along with discussing it in a magazine article. "


Not the anyone cares, but after their 0-5 start... the Mets are 10-3 now. This smells good...


I've got a fever...


Best Facebook group ever! (If you look at the message board... one of those posts is mine)


What's the best score you can get here? (Damn! Shit is hard!)


Be Somebody... or be somebody's fool, BIATCH!


Trojan Commercials suck... Durex is funnier.


Kanye West's new single, "DIAMOND IS FOREVER".

Thank You, Mr Tomato Farmer

for your 4 runs. I still hate that friggin smirk when you give them up, though.





** A New non-Met post will be up soon. Don't Worry**

Finally! A friggin win!

In one inning I went from posting this:




To now the pleasure of being happy and posting this:



Lets Go Mets!!!!!!!!!!!!!

0 - 4... what a start!

Qué, Qué, Qué... I ain't Ku Klux Klan!

(Definitely the greatest N.O.R.E. line ever!)

I'm excited about Surreal Life 5 already. Let's look at 2 members of the cast:

Bronson Pinchot!
"Can you believe it, cousin? They want me on American TV again!"

Jose Canseco
The Human Test Tube

I used to love to tease BlueEagle about his favorite group, Outkast, and how only white people REALLY like them. Well it just got worse. When you're song is redone by Kenny G featuring Earth, Wind, & Fire it is time to get another sound.

Damn... John Leguizamo really wants some Mets tickets... even though the Braden Looper fucked shit up! Oh, but you gotta realize Pedro is back to be the friggin man, and pimpslap you bitches! He struck out 12 of 14 batters from the 2nd inning on! Nasty!

Ok... now to some fuckin Links...

If you're STILL NOT WATCHING Arrested Development, I need to shoot you. Check out the wonderful, Mrs. Featherbottom, here.


This guy could very well be the William Hung of ESPN Dream Job one day.


(I never saw the MINUTE-LONG Bacon Cheddar Ranch Commerical until today. Click the pic... it's good.)



Sin City was UNGODLY GOOD. Go watch it or cop the bootleg!


I got nothing to talk about guys... sorry.

Just know that not even today's loss will stop my Mets. Because they've got the teamwork, to make the dream work!

`Contrary to popular opinion, I'M the HNIC!

*** Late Update****************************

SONY Got FUCKED!
An injunction barring Sony "from manufacturing, using and/or selling in, or importing into, the United States the infringing Sony PlayStation system.


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So what you gonna do about it, nuggha!

I forgot to mention this during my time off, but Ego Trip's Race-O-Rama was the best part of Black History Month. It was a blackified "Best Week Ever". I loved it.


So if you're still not watching Arrested Development, here's another reason to start: "I'm a MONSTER!" (Watch Preview Clip #2)


So what's gonna happen to Lil Kim during her next three years in jail? I have a feeling she's gonna wish she waited til AFTER she got out, to start with all the plastic surgery.


I don't think anyone is taking the Jason Phillips trade (Mets talk) as hard as White Dragon. I think he is the only person ever with one of these. It's sad really.


I told you before about my addiction to MVP 2005, well here's someone to tell you about how nice I am in that game:

For the record.... Villanova got screwed on that travelling call, during the UNC game. Good-ass game, though.


So I know everyone and their moms has talked about 50 Cent recently... but seriously, what the hell is that man thinking? Does he know that he practically took on all of NY in Piggy Bank? G-Unit careers will be gone in 2 years.... guaranteed. And even though beef is gay right now... Nas needs to come out with something. While I like Jada's... Nas really needs to kill dude, and just end the bullshit. I'm tired of going online, looking for Nas' new shit... and coming up with fakes.


I don't think there's anything better than an NBA player with a blog, in which he makes fun of other players.


Biggest Waste of Videotape EVER... But this is funny to me, because I know someone (cough cough Torie cough cough) who actually picked up the TV remote when her cell rang and talked to it. (Yes she was drunk... and yes she was asleep)


I've been waiting for this to happen since I first saw Mallrats.


So, can anything be better than this whole Pat O'brien fiasco. (Gotta love the "What's Up My Niggas?") The dude went from being the CBS version of Bob Costas, to Access Hollywood, and now to this. It's too funny. Let's now enjoy his dirty voicemails (If you're really short on time... skip ahead to 2:23 on the audio.)

In case you're still not watching, Ben Stiller was on Arrested Development last night....


Crazy link of the day: Live-Shot.com This site actually has a PC hooked up to a gun, for target practice... and are getting animals ready for you to hunt! I can't believe that shit. If you click on the "Hunting/Species Available" link on the side of that page, you can see every animal you can shoot via PC. Unreal.


Ok, I'm done


"Just Look At Me And Say Yes."



On Edit: I forgot to show you guys my gutting eyes move, that Martin was talking about: