Friday, May 27, 2005

How much do I suck?



Well... I know it's been a while... but I have some excuses.

1.) I am now a supervisor at work, which meant a pay raise (NICE) but also, I lost my slacking off on the internet time. So pop-culturally... I am out of the loop.

2.) Been spending a lot of time with the GF, and this is way too geeky for her to understand. So I have to stay away when she's around.

3.) And Finally... one of those wonderful Florida thunderstorms came by about a week ago, and fried BOTH of my hard drives. Yes Folks... I lost every funny picture, and every damn video clip I had. It really is a traumatic experience for me. I spent two years gathering all that useless shit. Regardless.... I do miss posting, so I will try to have one up for tonight.

Peace!

- DPJ

Sunday, May 01, 2005

Climb the Ladder to Success, Escalator-Style



Watch the Return tonight on Fox!



Ok, for the first link of the day, we have Dustin Diamond... aka Screech... trying to be funny. He seems like an asshole the way he talks about the old cast.


You had to see this coming, right?


This guy is my hero... but I'm pretty pissed that he got $200 for something I would've done for free. (You can get a login @ BugmeNot.com)


I just tried to buy these on ebay, but lost to a guy from Australia who was willing to pay $40 on each. I pity that fool...


Just keep refreshing this page to find out all you ever wanted to know about Vin Diesel. LOL


I don't know what bothers me more... the fact that they're together, or the fact that she claims she still a virgin. Does she really believe that? Or is she confusing her real life with some old Dawson Creek episode?
(Actually the more I think of it, it could be true after all the Tom Cruise is gay rumors. I mean... why would he, OF ALL PEOPLE, want to be celibate?)


You know... the Haters at the Hater's Ball weren't kidding... more and more she looks like Boy George. Hate! Hate! Hate!


Speakin of the Haters, good news for Chappelle. Now hurry up and get back on the air, damnit!


I am soooo wrong for linking to this blog, but I can't stop laughing at the eating contest comment. (I'm going straight to hell)


Damn! Green Lantern FUCKED UP!


Simply because I miss the Knicks being good in the playoffs

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