`Contrary to popular opinion, I'M the HNIC!

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SONY Got FUCKED!
An injunction barring Sony "from manufacturing, using and/or selling in, or importing into, the United States the infringing Sony PlayStation system.


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So what you gonna do about it, nuggha!

I forgot to mention this during my time off, but Ego Trip's Race-O-Rama was the best part of Black History Month. It was a blackified "Best Week Ever". I loved it.


So if you're still not watching Arrested Development, here's another reason to start: "I'm a MONSTER!" (Watch Preview Clip #2)


So what's gonna happen to Lil Kim during her next three years in jail? I have a feeling she's gonna wish she waited til AFTER she got out, to start with all the plastic surgery.


I don't think anyone is taking the Jason Phillips trade (Mets talk) as hard as White Dragon. I think he is the only person ever with one of these. It's sad really.


I told you before about my addiction to MVP 2005, well here's someone to tell you about how nice I am in that game:

For the record.... Villanova got screwed on that travelling call, during the UNC game. Good-ass game, though.


So I know everyone and their moms has talked about 50 Cent recently... but seriously, what the hell is that man thinking? Does he know that he practically took on all of NY in Piggy Bank? G-Unit careers will be gone in 2 years.... guaranteed. And even though beef is gay right now... Nas needs to come out with something. While I like Jada's... Nas really needs to kill dude, and just end the bullshit. I'm tired of going online, looking for Nas' new shit... and coming up with fakes.


I don't think there's anything better than an NBA player with a blog, in which he makes fun of other players.


Biggest Waste of Videotape EVER... But this is funny to me, because I know someone (cough cough Torie cough cough) who actually picked up the TV remote when her cell rang and talked to it. (Yes she was drunk... and yes she was asleep)


I've been waiting for this to happen since I first saw Mallrats.


So, can anything be better than this whole Pat O'brien fiasco. (Gotta love the "What's Up My Niggas?") The dude went from being the CBS version of Bob Costas, to Access Hollywood, and now to this. It's too funny. Let's now enjoy his dirty voicemails (If you're really short on time... skip ahead to 2:23 on the audio.)

In case you're still not watching, Ben Stiller was on Arrested Development last night....


Crazy link of the day: Live-Shot.com This site actually has a PC hooked up to a gun, for target practice... and are getting animals ready for you to hunt! I can't believe that shit. If you click on the "Hunting/Species Available" link on the side of that page, you can see every animal you can shoot via PC. Unreal.


Ok, I'm done


"Just Look At Me And Say Yes."



On Edit: I forgot to show you guys my gutting eyes move, that Martin was talking about:

I'm baaaaaaaaack!

Met fans need to look at this pic: Korean Newspapers Rule! (If that's not one of the funniest recaps of last year ever, then I don't know what to say to you.) (Also... gotta love Wright kicking Reyes off the "top of the world"... HAHAHAHAHA)


You would think that when a nugg wins an Oscar, he'd make good choices in his next few roles. I'm embarrassed for the man now. He continues to be a little crack-ish.


This movie is going to be unreal.


Speaking of movies, I DID go see Be Cool the day after it came out, and its defienitely not as bad as all these people keep saying. In fact, I'm hooked on Planet Asia's "G's and Soldiers" song just BECAUSE of that movie. (Another thing I found out, is that camera phones take good pictures in the theater.)


How 'bout this? The BOTH OF YOU suck!


I am so fuckin tired of 50 cent, G-Unit, and EVERY crap album they've put out since "Get Rich or Die Trying". (Just needed to get that out) Even though 50 and Game have buried the hatchet, we can still expect more bullshit fueds from these two. Congrats!


I don't know what's funnier, the fact that this guy starts his speech sounding like Mr. T, or that he still thinks anyone will listen to him after his "accident".



Please tell me someone besides myself watched Contender. Please. Sylvester Stallone sparring while the guys walked in was hilarious!

"My name is DPJ, and I have a problem. I'm hooked on MVP Baseball 2005."


I have no problem admitting that I am one of Angelina Jolie's good friends.


And finally, just for "Carlos Delgado, BABY!!!!!", here is a nice video clip: Go NY, Go NY, Go!

It's That Time Again

One of the saddest days of every year...

"Motherfuckers mad cause I blew, niggaz envious
Too many niggaz on my dick, shit strenuous
When my men bust, you just move wit such stamina
Slugs missed ya, I ain't mad at cha (we ain't mad at cha)
Blood rushin, concussions, ain't nothin
Catch cases, come out frontin, smokin somethin
Sippin White Russians, bitch in the Benz bumpin
I laced it wit the basic, six TV's a system
Knockin Mase shit, face it, we hard to hit
Guard ya shit, 'fore I stick you, for your re-up
Wipe the pee up, mixed shots, woke your seed up
Go in the ashtray, spark the weed up, LONG KISS"