Sunday, January 09, 2005

"I could be by myself and enjoy the company" - Kanye West




Where do I begin people? It's been a long motherfuckin time!

Let's start with your boy, Young Hova. Goddamn! Someone needs to start a rumor like this (Replacement Link) about my ass. I'm like a Cream Soda bottle! I swear! (Too bad about Jadakiss though... HAHAHAHAAHAHA)

Speaking of Jay-Z... how did "Nigga Please" off of the Blueprint 2 album not make it big? I fuckin love that song... it's still my damn cell ringtone.


Now I'm giving you all a New Year's Gift, as I enlighten you on the return of Charlie Conway and Gordan Bombay (The plot outline is so familiar... I just can't seem to place it. LOL)


My God... you guys don't know how happy I am that I started making fun of Ashlee Simpson way early. Now I feel like everytime something happens... I'm connected. Let's watch Ashlee get booed. My God.. her face is classic! She really thought eveyone loved it. Muahahaha... my lil milky sauce whore.... I love her.


You know when I told ya'll that Flavor Flav and Brigitte were getting their own spinoff, no one believed me. Now everyone acts like there was no question about the shit. First episode is tonight.... I'll be watching. FLAVOR FLAV!

Surreal Life 4 also starts tonight... but unless Mini-Me really steasl the show... I doubt I'll be watching. (After watching... I think I might actually likes this. Chyna is fuckin nuts.... how you gonna gank the midget's room? Quote of the day: "He's gonna have to learn to be a bigger person." That reminds me of that fuckin scene with Chris Elliot and David Cross in Scary Movie 2. "I'll just be the bigger man, and WALK AWAY" Not only that... but a drunk Mini-me is fuckin great. HAHAHAHAHA)


Best Newspaper Headline EVER


How bout those Mets? (Spaceballs did the trick, I tell you!)


Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt, have reportedly split up. Please read all these people's comments. If that stuff is true about Brad... WOW... I bet he wished he had a cream soda bottle. :)


BTW... here's another GREAT idea for a movie. Did you sense the sarcasm? Good because that is a BAD BAD idea. Check out some of the ideas for other "reverse racism" movies. Hilarious



In all those Eharmony.com commercials, doesn't this guy creep you out?



More bad movie ideas: Bad Casting and Bad Arnold Impression... this movie is gonna piss me off.


And finally.... one video for you all. Some Doll Play




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