It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me...

***** Fixed All Broken Links 6/25*****

And this is what I do, ya bastards! I bring joy to the little people.
Now pull the lever (click the pic) and laugh:

Ok... so the Spurs won the NBA championship. Whoop-Dee-Damn-Dooo. I hate all those bastards. Duncan is boring, Ginobli can't admit he's bald, Parker is a lil French asshole, and Bruce Bowen is a dirty ex-Heat. Screw them all.


Ahhh, nothing is better than a day you find a random Mr. T video clip. Damn... he needs to be back in the limelight!


Challenge Lord Vader...


Damn, and I thought my alarm was annoying.


I told ya'll to click it last time, but in case you didn't, check out the 10 year old Gay, Pop Star. And yes, this lil dude has his own website.


I always told you Jeter is gay.


Why Won't You Die?


Hot Kizzle was on point this week. I especially found his takes on The Game and The Real World quite funny. Keep on, bro. Now let's all watch these idiots say "Have you seen the black guy?" as if there's only one in Austin, and then we can see that one guy get FUCKED UP!
Click Me for Real World Video (Click on "The Choice Cut: Chaos on 6th St.)



Ok, I dont really see much else to talk about... so I leave you with the quote of the day:

You suckas riding my flow like I'm your training wheels...

My Favorite Crackhead....

Has anyone seen Lil Bow Wow's new video? This boy thinks he's grown. He tried to put muscles on his tiny frame, and he just looks weird. You'll see it everytime they show him in the black wifebeater. Muahahahahah I hate all those young fuckers, btw.


This man was SOFT as hell on the court... but now he can box? WTF?


I remember playing baseball in Junior High against these fuckers. I knew back then that they were nothing but a bunch of pussies! God... I wonder which kid cried to mommy about that?


Sticking with the highschool theme, I swear to God, I wish I went to a high school, where the trainer was a 22 yr old FEMALE! Instead, I had to tape my knee together on my OWN! This is one lucky MFer

Some funny ass video, courtesy of Pickin Boogers(He's on the links): In the case of little baby Bobo, Jeffrey, you ARE NOT the father! (also check out the "10 year old fails at life" link on the side of that page. That's one of the best vids ever!)


More proof that these two are phonier than Alexander Graham Bell: Gayboy Tom & Dawson's Ex (Wow... that was pretty damn corny)


I saw Batman Begins, and absolutely love that fuckin movie. I never thought I could like that guy after his, "Homeboy got rhythm" line in Shaft, but damnit... it was good. Can't wait til the sequel. BTW, Liam Neeson was gangsta in the beginning


Finally, as you can see, there is a new look here @ The Fine Print. Basically, it was inspired by the Junior Mafia song you heard when the page first loaded. Listen to Biggie's verse (about 40 seconds in) and it will tell you all you need to know about how great he is. The only thing out-of date in that whole verse, was his mention of Sega Genesis. He killed it!


Ok... I'm done. Peace

Innocent Again? DAMN!

Ha Ha Ha Ha

Coming Head On, Muthafu....

If there is anybody still out there who reads this... sorry for not following through on my word the other day, but the Mets were down playin the Marlins over the weekend, so I had to get my ass over there. Regardless... it's been really hard to find non-Star Wars links lately. EVERYTHING is about that movie. So let's see what I found:


Best Star Wars Link I found all week: Anakin Dynamite


I always though that White Dragon was the ugliest man alive, but let me introduce you to a man named Brian Peppers.

Apparently it's not a joke... I know you were asking. Here's some info.


Turd Ferguson is one funny guy.


Like Heroin? Have it free, for one full year!


Though I hated the song... for some reason, I like Eminem's Ass Like That video.


P. Diddy is trying to re-create Def Comedy Jam. It's official... the man has lost his mind.


What a stupid bitch! If she wasn't stupid enough, now she's gonna marry a guy with the same name?


I know it happened awhile ago, but Pat O'brien on Dr. Phil was the highlight of my TV year.


Business Tip of the Week: If you have any rhyming skills whatsoever, become a Christian Rapper, then do some rock... and rake in. "What the hell is he talking about?" you probably just asked. Well, I just found out that the Christian group, dc Talk is the number 1 selling christian group of all time. That, my friends... means MILLIONS of Dollars. Now, when you see their talent, you'll know what I mean:

Their First Single

Their Last Single

So there's the plan... sorry KC, this plan wouldn't work for you, but since you're Jewish, things will work out for you somehow. LOL

BTW, while I don't LOVE the Black Eyed Peas, their new CD is a good one for a road trip. A lot of different styles on there. Also, MY HUMP is a good one for the clubs. Check out their myspace page here.


Ok peeps, I'm out. As a parting gift, I leave you with the first scene from Will Ferrell's hosting gig on SNL two weeks ago. Love me.