Poppa's been smooth since days of underoos

Yeah, so to start with, for month I've been saying I want to be the "Burger King" for Halloween. Well, not anymore. Look to see how much the outfit on EBAY.

Ughhh, it's been a few months now and I still can't get myself to talk about Mason Betha and G-Unit. I just can't understand it. Dude must be scared of the purple crew or something. Here's a link to what continues to confuse me.

Hee hee... In honor of George Takei coming out of the closet, let's all do the Sulu Dance! (Oh My!)

Umm, don't ever, ever, ever buy a Chinese car. They're worse then the pencils! (The JiangLing Landwind was displayed at the Frankfurt Motor Show last week and is expected to arrive in British showrooms within months. It is already on sale in Holland, Germany and Belgium and has been billed as the vanguard of a new invasion of Chinese vehicles.The two-ton 4x4 scored zero stars in crash tests last week by the ADAC, the German automobile club, which carries out tests for Euro NCAP. It had a catastrophic result, said a spokesman for the ADAC. In our 20-year history no car has performed as badly.)

Remember Arrested Development comes back on the air November 7th. Please watch people, we can' let this show die. It's just too good.

Any commercial that has a last line like this is worth it.

Ok... since no one reads this... why do I even bother looking for links. I'm done here.

One More Year!

 

 

... and if not, Good Luck to the Greatest Catcher of All Time

Do You Know Why I Pulled You Over?

(That's how I feel after I read my posts and realize they suck)


First, let me start off by reminding you to watch Arrested Development when it starts on Monday! This season there will be a guest appearance by SCOTT fuckin BAIO! Don't Miss Charles in Charge hanging with Teen Wolf 2!

Man, the Mets sure made me look like an ass last week Thank God Pedro can beat the Braves.

The Source gave Lil Kim 5 mics.... I am officially done caring about anything hip-hop. Speaking of disappointments, Ma$e is now with G-Unit and on "300 shots" talks about putting holes in niggas' chests. Ummm... I wonder what your church will say, Mason?


Some photoshoppers need to go to hell.....


I was reading over at Hotkizzle.com ther other day, and saw his mention of the possibility of Pharrell working with Aaron Carter. That just makes me sad…. But then when you think about it, Pharrell can do whatever the fuck he wants. The dude is probably the luckiest guy in the business. He went from writing “All I wanna do is zooma zoom zoom boom, and a boom boom, just shake your rump!” to being the nobody producer of Noreaga’s hits… to producing everyone else, to doing hooks, to having his own “rock” band, to putting out his own singles… to now. At this point, dude deserves to make his cake anyway he wants.

Not that we can actually DO ANYTHING about it, but gas is actually $0.10 cheaper for gas stations to buy, than it was one week before Hurricane Katrina. Funny, I don't see gas back under two dollars, or any of the gas stations dropping prices 2 or 3 times a day lik they raised it. You know why? Because stations are individually owned, and gas is like crack. We HAVE to have it... so they don't need to lower the "sellin on the corner" price.


I've been saying the guy is hilarious and funny for over a year now (Here's the proof), but the Olsens and Lindsay Lohan? Dude.... that's worse than when he tried to act ten years younger than he really was in PCU.


I'm too tired to look for more shit. I'm out....

God... I hate MTV (Sorry I'm Late)

Funniest Moment of the VMA's
Diddy trying to keep up with that fag, Omarion

So what up everybody? I know iut's been a while... but I don't have shit to write about anymore. I don't have the time to find useless shit all the time... but today I'm making an effort. Heeeeere we go...

I can't believe that comoing up on September, the Mets are actually still in this thing! If any Met fans are out there looking for a place to get into the hype... check out >The MOFO for tons of Mets talk. I'm "Hojo of 1991"... and remember what Joe Piscopo says: >Mets Baseball...


Two things about the next link. One... She is a hormonal bitch, and two... she named him Preston?????? The bitch's career is over!>I said OVER


How great would it be if the 0-11 UCF Golden Knights win against Spurrier in Thursday's college Football opener. I will definitely be watching....


I know I'm not the only person who watches Big Brother 6, even if the NERD HERD has taken over, but you gotta love my boy Howie. He's friggin hilarious... so here's a link to his episode of Blind Date: >Howie: Horny and Alone

My boy, Drew, reminded me one day of an awesome WWE non-TV show we attended once. Hogan & The Rock vs. Angle and HHH. It was some great stuff.... so in tribute, watch this video: >It's a surprise... just click

Last night's Entourage was awesome... the Ari's new agency cliffhanger will be a good season finale. Ok... well I'm done for now. It was good being back. VICTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I haven't had time for Jibba-Jabba either...

 

I promise I will actually post something this week, and grace you all with my return.

RIP, playa...

The man was probably gay, but he still put out hits. Good luck in the afterlife, man.

It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me...

***** Fixed All Broken Links 6/25*****

And this is what I do, ya bastards! I bring joy to the little people.
Now pull the lever (click the pic) and laugh:

Ok... so the Spurs won the NBA championship. Whoop-Dee-Damn-Dooo. I hate all those bastards. Duncan is boring, Ginobli can't admit he's bald, Parker is a lil French asshole, and Bruce Bowen is a dirty ex-Heat. Screw them all.


Ahhh, nothing is better than a day you find a random Mr. T video clip. Damn... he needs to be back in the limelight!


Challenge Lord Vader...


Damn, and I thought my alarm was annoying.


I told ya'll to click it last time, but in case you didn't, check out the 10 year old Gay, Pop Star. And yes, this lil dude has his own website.


I always told you Jeter is gay.


Why Won't You Die?


Hot Kizzle was on point this week. I especially found his takes on The Game and The Real World quite funny. Keep on, bro. Now let's all watch these idiots say "Have you seen the black guy?" as if there's only one in Austin, and then we can see that one guy get FUCKED UP!
Click Me for Real World Video (Click on "The Choice Cut: Chaos on 6th St.)



Ok, I dont really see much else to talk about... so I leave you with the quote of the day:

You suckas riding my flow like I'm your training wheels...

My Favorite Crackhead....

Has anyone seen Lil Bow Wow's new video? This boy thinks he's grown. He tried to put muscles on his tiny frame, and he just looks weird. You'll see it everytime they show him in the black wifebeater. Muahahahahah I hate all those young fuckers, btw.


This man was SOFT as hell on the court... but now he can box? WTF?


I remember playing baseball in Junior High against these fuckers. I knew back then that they were nothing but a bunch of pussies! God... I wonder which kid cried to mommy about that?


Sticking with the highschool theme, I swear to God, I wish I went to a high school, where the trainer was a 22 yr old FEMALE! Instead, I had to tape my knee together on my OWN! This is one lucky MFer

Some funny ass video, courtesy of Pickin Boogers(He's on the links): In the case of little baby Bobo, Jeffrey, you ARE NOT the father! (also check out the "10 year old fails at life" link on the side of that page. That's one of the best vids ever!)


More proof that these two are phonier than Alexander Graham Bell: Gayboy Tom & Dawson's Ex (Wow... that was pretty damn corny)


I saw Batman Begins, and absolutely love that fuckin movie. I never thought I could like that guy after his, "Homeboy got rhythm" line in Shaft, but damnit... it was good. Can't wait til the sequel. BTW, Liam Neeson was gangsta in the beginning


Finally, as you can see, there is a new look here @ The Fine Print. Basically, it was inspired by the Junior Mafia song you heard when the page first loaded. Listen to Biggie's verse (about 40 seconds in) and it will tell you all you need to know about how great he is. The only thing out-of date in that whole verse, was his mention of Sega Genesis. He killed it!


Ok... I'm done. Peace

Innocent Again? DAMN!

Ha Ha Ha Ha

Coming Head On, Muthafu....

If there is anybody still out there who reads this... sorry for not following through on my word the other day, but the Mets were down playin the Marlins over the weekend, so I had to get my ass over there. Regardless... it's been really hard to find non-Star Wars links lately. EVERYTHING is about that movie. So let's see what I found:


Best Star Wars Link I found all week: Anakin Dynamite


I always though that White Dragon was the ugliest man alive, but let me introduce you to a man named Brian Peppers.

Apparently it's not a joke... I know you were asking. Here's some info.


Turd Ferguson is one funny guy.


Like Heroin? Have it free, for one full year!


Though I hated the song... for some reason, I like Eminem's Ass Like That video.


P. Diddy is trying to re-create Def Comedy Jam. It's official... the man has lost his mind.


What a stupid bitch! If she wasn't stupid enough, now she's gonna marry a guy with the same name?


I know it happened awhile ago, but Pat O'brien on Dr. Phil was the highlight of my TV year.


Business Tip of the Week: If you have any rhyming skills whatsoever, become a Christian Rapper, then do some rock... and rake in. "What the hell is he talking about?" you probably just asked. Well, I just found out that the Christian group, dc Talk is the number 1 selling christian group of all time. That, my friends... means MILLIONS of Dollars. Now, when you see their talent, you'll know what I mean:

Their First Single

Their Last Single

So there's the plan... sorry KC, this plan wouldn't work for you, but since you're Jewish, things will work out for you somehow. LOL

BTW, while I don't LOVE the Black Eyed Peas, their new CD is a good one for a road trip. A lot of different styles on there. Also, MY HUMP is a good one for the clubs. Check out their myspace page here.


Ok peeps, I'm out. As a parting gift, I leave you with the first scene from Will Ferrell's hosting gig on SNL two weeks ago. Love me.

How much do I suck?

Well... I know it's been a while... but I have some excuses.

1.) I am now a supervisor at work, which meant a pay raise (NICE) but also, I lost my slacking off on the internet time. So pop-culturally... I am out of the loop.

2.) Been spending a lot of time with the GF, and this is way too geeky for her to understand. So I have to stay away when she's around.

3.) And Finally... one of those wonderful Florida thunderstorms came by about a week ago, and fried BOTH of my hard drives. Yes Folks... I lost every funny picture, and every damn video clip I had. It really is a traumatic experience for me. I spent two years gathering all that useless shit. Regardless.... I do miss posting, so I will try to have one up for tonight.

Peace!

- DPJ

Climb the Ladder to Success, Escalator-Style

Watch the Return tonight on Fox!

Ok, for the first link of the day, we have Dustin Diamond... aka Screech... trying to be funny. He seems like an asshole the way he talks about the old cast.


You had to see this coming, right?


This guy is my hero... but I'm pretty pissed that he got $200 for something I would've done for free. (You can get a login @ BugmeNot.com)


I just tried to buy these on ebay, but lost to a guy from Australia who was willing to pay $40 on each. I pity that fool...


Just keep refreshing this page to find out all you ever wanted to know about Vin Diesel. LOL


I don't know what bothers me more... the fact that they're together, or the fact that she claims she still a virgin. Does she really believe that? Or is she confusing her real life with some old Dawson Creek episode?
(Actually the more I think of it, it could be true after all the Tom Cruise is gay rumors. I mean... why would he, OF ALL PEOPLE, want to be celibate?)


You know... the Haters at the Hater's Ball weren't kidding... more and more she looks like Boy George. Hate! Hate! Hate!


Speakin of the Haters, good news for Chappelle. Now hurry up and get back on the air, damnit!


I am soooo wrong for linking to this blog, but I can't stop laughing at the eating contest comment. (I'm going straight to hell)


Damn! Green Lantern FUCKED UP!


Simply because I miss the Knicks being good in the playoffs

There Ain't Nah Nutta Better!

Saw Showtime's "Reefer Madness" on 4/20, and let me tell you, that IS THE WORST MOVIE EVER. It's a musical that makes fun of the original propoganda film the governement put out in the 30's. However, there was ONE great moment, and that's when Jesus decided to sing about marijuana.


Funniest song ever: Listen to Jesus, Jimmy!


Anyone else think Sean Paul jumped the shark with "We Be Burnin" ? We already heard "Gimme the Light"... nigga must be tryin to hit up that "Reefer Madness" audience


I saw the Honda Ridgeline for the first time on the road the other day, and is it wrong of me to look at it and know that oly Asians will ever buy that thing?


Why does this shit even make the newspaper? Really!


The funniest new hip-hop myth has got to be that Ciara is a MAN!

"I have heard a rumor that the R&B star, Ciara, was born male. That he/she decided that he wanted to be a female at the age of 5, and his mother let him grow his hair out. I was told that he had surgury, so he no longer has a penis. and apparently he/she was on Oprah having an in depth converstation about it, along with discussing it in a magazine article. "


Not the anyone cares, but after their 0-5 start... the Mets are 10-3 now. This smells good...


I've got a fever...


Best Facebook group ever! (If you look at the message board... one of those posts is mine)


What's the best score you can get here? (Damn! Shit is hard!)


Be Somebody... or be somebody's fool, BIATCH!


Trojan Commercials suck... Durex is funnier.


Kanye West's new single, "DIAMOND IS FOREVER".

Thank You, Mr Tomato Farmer

for your 4 runs. I still hate that friggin smirk when you give them up, though.





** A New non-Met post will be up soon. Don't Worry**

Finally! A friggin win!

In one inning I went from posting this:




To now the pleasure of being happy and posting this:



Lets Go Mets!!!!!!!!!!!!!

0 - 4... what a start!

Qué, Qué, Qué... I ain't Ku Klux Klan!

(Definitely the greatest N.O.R.E. line ever!)

I'm excited about Surreal Life 5 already. Let's look at 2 members of the cast:

Bronson Pinchot!
"Can you believe it, cousin? They want me on American TV again!"

Jose Canseco
The Human Test Tube

I used to love to tease BlueEagle about his favorite group, Outkast, and how only white people REALLY like them. Well it just got worse. When you're song is redone by Kenny G featuring Earth, Wind, & Fire it is time to get another sound.

Damn... John Leguizamo really wants some Mets tickets... even though the Braden Looper fucked shit up! Oh, but you gotta realize Pedro is back to be the friggin man, and pimpslap you bitches! He struck out 12 of 14 batters from the 2nd inning on! Nasty!

Ok... now to some fuckin Links...

If you're STILL NOT WATCHING Arrested Development, I need to shoot you. Check out the wonderful, Mrs. Featherbottom, here.


This guy could very well be the William Hung of ESPN Dream Job one day.


(I never saw the MINUTE-LONG Bacon Cheddar Ranch Commerical until today. Click the pic... it's good.)



Sin City was UNGODLY GOOD. Go watch it or cop the bootleg!


I got nothing to talk about guys... sorry.

Just know that not even today's loss will stop my Mets. Because they've got the teamwork, to make the dream work!

`Contrary to popular opinion, I'M the HNIC!

*** Late Update****************************

SONY Got FUCKED!
An injunction barring Sony "from manufacturing, using and/or selling in, or importing into, the United States the infringing Sony PlayStation system.


********************************************




So what you gonna do about it, nuggha!

I forgot to mention this during my time off, but Ego Trip's Race-O-Rama was the best part of Black History Month. It was a blackified "Best Week Ever". I loved it.


So if you're still not watching Arrested Development, here's another reason to start: "I'm a MONSTER!" (Watch Preview Clip #2)


So what's gonna happen to Lil Kim during her next three years in jail? I have a feeling she's gonna wish she waited til AFTER she got out, to start with all the plastic surgery.


I don't think anyone is taking the Jason Phillips trade (Mets talk) as hard as White Dragon. I think he is the only person ever with one of these. It's sad really.


I told you before about my addiction to MVP 2005, well here's someone to tell you about how nice I am in that game:

For the record.... Villanova got screwed on that travelling call, during the UNC game. Good-ass game, though.


So I know everyone and their moms has talked about 50 Cent recently... but seriously, what the hell is that man thinking? Does he know that he practically took on all of NY in Piggy Bank? G-Unit careers will be gone in 2 years.... guaranteed. And even though beef is gay right now... Nas needs to come out with something. While I like Jada's... Nas really needs to kill dude, and just end the bullshit. I'm tired of going online, looking for Nas' new shit... and coming up with fakes.


I don't think there's anything better than an NBA player with a blog, in which he makes fun of other players.


Biggest Waste of Videotape EVER... But this is funny to me, because I know someone (cough cough Torie cough cough) who actually picked up the TV remote when her cell rang and talked to it. (Yes she was drunk... and yes she was asleep)


I've been waiting for this to happen since I first saw Mallrats.


So, can anything be better than this whole Pat O'brien fiasco. (Gotta love the "What's Up My Niggas?") The dude went from being the CBS version of Bob Costas, to Access Hollywood, and now to this. It's too funny. Let's now enjoy his dirty voicemails (If you're really short on time... skip ahead to 2:23 on the audio.)

In case you're still not watching, Ben Stiller was on Arrested Development last night....


Crazy link of the day: Live-Shot.com This site actually has a PC hooked up to a gun, for target practice... and are getting animals ready for you to hunt! I can't believe that shit. If you click on the "Hunting/Species Available" link on the side of that page, you can see every animal you can shoot via PC. Unreal.


Ok, I'm done


"Just Look At Me And Say Yes."



On Edit: I forgot to show you guys my gutting eyes move, that Martin was talking about:

I'm baaaaaaaaack!

Met fans need to look at this pic: Korean Newspapers Rule! (If that's not one of the funniest recaps of last year ever, then I don't know what to say to you.) (Also... gotta love Wright kicking Reyes off the "top of the world"... HAHAHAHAHA)


You would think that when a nugg wins an Oscar, he'd make good choices in his next few roles. I'm embarrassed for the man now. He continues to be a little crack-ish.


This movie is going to be unreal.


Speaking of movies, I DID go see Be Cool the day after it came out, and its defienitely not as bad as all these people keep saying. In fact, I'm hooked on Planet Asia's "G's and Soldiers" song just BECAUSE of that movie. (Another thing I found out, is that camera phones take good pictures in the theater.)


How 'bout this? The BOTH OF YOU suck!


I am so fuckin tired of 50 cent, G-Unit, and EVERY crap album they've put out since "Get Rich or Die Trying". (Just needed to get that out) Even though 50 and Game have buried the hatchet, we can still expect more bullshit fueds from these two. Congrats!


I don't know what's funnier, the fact that this guy starts his speech sounding like Mr. T, or that he still thinks anyone will listen to him after his "accident".



Please tell me someone besides myself watched Contender. Please. Sylvester Stallone sparring while the guys walked in was hilarious!

"My name is DPJ, and I have a problem. I'm hooked on MVP Baseball 2005."


I have no problem admitting that I am one of Angelina Jolie's good friends.


And finally, just for "Carlos Delgado, BABY!!!!!", here is a nice video clip: Go NY, Go NY, Go!

It's That Time Again

One of the saddest days of every year...

"Motherfuckers mad cause I blew, niggaz envious
Too many niggaz on my dick, shit strenuous
When my men bust, you just move wit such stamina
Slugs missed ya, I ain't mad at cha (we ain't mad at cha)
Blood rushin, concussions, ain't nothin
Catch cases, come out frontin, smokin somethin
Sippin White Russians, bitch in the Benz bumpin
I laced it wit the basic, six TV's a system
Knockin Mase shit, face it, we hard to hit
Guard ya shit, 'fore I stick you, for your re-up
Wipe the pee up, mixed shots, woke your seed up
Go in the ashtray, spark the weed up, LONG KISS"

Sorry for the delay...

but I've been bombarded by this:




This:




And by this:




I'll be back by next week at the latest.

Oh, and download "I'll hurt You" by Busta. Shit is hot!

Made by yours truly...

Proof that I made this? The music of course!

"...And That's Why You Always Leave A Note!"

I love when either of these guys are on Conan

Remember my Super Bowl Memories? Well here they are in video form.


If Arrested Development gets canned, I will go to Fox and personally slaughter every idiot who approved cancelling this and My Big Fat Obnoxious Boss to keep around Trading Spouses.


Tom Sizemore gets busted by his PO for using a Whizzinator. (Here's a pic) I knew he was on something again the day he agreed to wear that wig in the Pete Rose movie.



Another reason to hate women. (The best part of course, is the hiding spot)



This is a GREAT video clip. (I just really like the guy's reaction afterwards) Try to repeat that shit by playing the game.



Here's the real reason why we should all aspire to win a Grammy or two.



Where did my love for the NBA go? Is it the Knicks sucking, or is it the nauseous feeling that I get from Alonzo Mourning being on the Heat again? The love is lost... :(

Oh wait... I found it!!!!! (You know you loved something when you actually watch a half hour of a John Tesh concert on PBS, just to catch it.)

Nope... nope... I lost it again. (I hate Nelly)



You know baseball season is starting again, because this wonderful webpage gets about 50 hits a day from the DPJ, all by himself. It's pathetic of me, really.



Is anything funnier than this whole Corey Feldman twist in the Michael Jackson trial? It's like he said to the D.A., "Wait, wait. That's considered molestation? Holy shit. Let me unrepress all these memories, and I'll get back to ya later."


I will now light myself on fire for liking the Ying Yang Twins' song, "Wait". I feel so dirty south'ish. Ughhhhhh (I like the radio version way better than the album one though. The album version is just too damn ghetto.)



Hip-hop beefs have just hit a new low. And it's really, really low.



I guess the sadistic side of me wanted Kanye to be shut out of the Grammy's just to see him flip out. Oh well, congrats anyway. Here's his speech. (Links dead due t so much traffic... check again in a few days)





Ok, kiddies, I'm out. Before I go, I'm sure you guys noticed the new link on the side to the Cell Phone Forum. If you signup and go to the ringtone forum, you can actually request any song to be made into a ringtone. There are some talented guys there, so try t out. You can't lose. I'll be back to post again before the week is over, so be on the lookout.
Hey now!

Oh My He's On Fire

This was Super Bowl Sunday

(Damn I was kickin ass)

Awwwww, Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson love each other so much.


And 50 Cent is really startin to get on my nerves. Not only do I HATE Disco Inferno, but dude just can't stop hating people. Get the hell over it, nucca!


Speaking of rappers, you know what I think was one of the defining moments of B.I.G.'s greatness? It was on the "Get Money" track. Dude was able to change "Tattoo on tittie saying B-I-G, to... "Tattoo on tata saying Big Poppa"! It's not anything super, but I've always loved it.

I plan on renting this ASAP, by the way: The MC: Why We Do It (Check out the trailer)



There are three things I liked about the Super Bowl:

1.) P. Diddy's Diet Pepsi commercial - I know how it is man... everyone be jockin our style. Plus, "X to the Z" pimped his shit! (Props to Pickin Boogers too. I know everyone be stealing "Karamo" from him. That shit is spreadin like wildfire up here in Otown)

2.) Nikki Capelli and her amazing gazongas. (That's the full length commercial not shown on tv. Be nice and love it like I do.)
I'm not even a breast guy... but she just made me say "gozangas". Now that's power.

3.) And finally, all of the Patriots who got to do the T.O. end zone dance. Muahhahahahahaahahahaha. Btw... did anyone see Freddie Mitchell? Call his mama!






Ok, so I have this theory that at least 50% of the U.S. population was either forced to church by their parents when they were young, or forced into Christian School because their parents thought they were devil children. The other 50% are Jewish. (just kidding) Well for that 50 percent who know what it's like to see Christians try too hard to be cool with the "secular world", I give you the greatest video link ever! (HUMONGOUS shout out to White Dragon for comin thru with this link. Fine-Print is the shit, nigga!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)



This story is just odd. Old broads suck.



Yes... I'm OG. Though not yet available in the good ol USA... I DO have a moan tone. (Which I made on my own, months ago... and btw.. WTF is up with her face in that picture? Where's the Jenna from "Private Parts"?)


All right... the girlfirend is over and is telling me to stop being a computer nerd... so I'm out. As my boy Kurt Angle would say, "It's true... oh it's true!"

Jigga What... Jigga Who... Jigga Watt?

"I Got Haters On My Jizzock..."

"...Plus the friggin cizzops, all of whom
wanna hit me with shizzots til I drizzop"

As a Marc Anthony fan (Pre-2002)... I was very dissappointed to find out that I had no clue that he was once the King of House! Check out some of those tracks. Unbelieveable! Muahahahah... speaking of which:

Hard to believe that the former Fly Girl and the King of House, are still together.


I was watching "I Love the 90's: Part Deux" the other day... and they were talking about this show. I remember it a little bit, but I want to know who the hell approved that thing? (1991 has been my favorite episode so far. The Samuel L. Jackson crack dance was GREAT!)


Hey! NEWSRADIO is finally coming out on DVD, May 24th! Why it took so fucking long... I'll never know. (That was one of my favorite shows before Phil died. Lovitz tried to save it... but he had no chance in hell. Shit... they even made Khandi Alexander look a lil hot)


Good thing "OZ" wasn't this boring...


Vince McMahon tearing his quad at Royal Rumble (Best moment of the night)
BTW I'm just getting back into wrestling now. I stopped watching after the roster split, because thy turned RAW into the HHH show, and Smackdown was just weak. So I watch Royal Rumble... and see that this Batista character is popular as hell. Funny, I never realized that you could go from riding being D'Von Dudley's bitch, to a superstar in like 2 years. Good for that guy.


For as long as I can remember, there has only been one "Biff" to idolize. Now there's a 2nd.


So... I'm way late on the "Drop It Like It's Hot" Remix feat Mr. Def Jam, Jay-Z. But that won;t stop me from linking to it anyway. Shit is hot! "2 step to this!" (Sorry, but I could only find a realplayer link)


This is the commercial that Budweiser pulled from this year's Super Bowl. There's nothing wrong with it... and it's pretty funny, but Budweiser apparantly want more bang for their buck on Sunday.

I ALWAYS hated that Nikki Cox was engaged to Bobcat Goldthwait. But that was so much better than her breaking things off for this douchebag. (He's not funny... and he was a douchebag in Jerry Maguire. That's more than enough reasons to hate him)


Hot Karl's new song entitled "Natalie". He calls it his LL Cool J song... which is somewhat true, but after hearing it, I couldn't stop thinking of Bloodhound Gang's Ballad of Chasey Lain.


All right... I'm out.

I put the chrome in ya cara, Adios to Manana!

How did I just notice this today?

First things, first... I have to correct an error from last week. I must admit, I had some help in my Best of 2004 list. White Dragon returned from his 5 month observation of the unclean pünt in Costa Rica and Mexico, and came up with two of the categories. So finally... one of my minions pulled his weight around here. Now back to business as usual.

By now... you all should have seen Finding Forrester with Sean Connery, at least once. It's a good movie. Regardless... there is one horribly awkward line in the movie, and it has now immortal internet status. Say What?
From that site, www.ytmnd.com was born, which let's you recreate your own page in the same fashion. Thinking it would be funny, I went there to make a Rocky 4 reference. The problem with that site is... none of the friggin things work after about two views. So now I had to go and make the shit on my own. (Annoying, but strangely fun to make)

Can this really be done? Wait... can they really stretch this out to 13 episodes? I'm talking about Spaceballs TAS, of course.

There wont be any videos, edited by yours truly, this week, because I ran out of space at www.ripway.com (media storage). If anyone knows a good site online to store videos, please leave a comment in the comment box. Thanx

The local news continues to supply funny ass video clips.

Apparently, there's a big-ass blizzard going on up North. Makes me feel kinda bad that I wore a short-sleeve "Brooklyn" T-shirt all day today.

Come one, come all (You will all thank me later.)

Nerds who will turn their children into nerds (I feel like I'm too old to be calling people nerds)

And this is why our President is a genius. He comes up with the most creative nicknames. (I wish I had a sarcasm meter because it's waaaay up there.)

One of the worst photoshopped/internet-used picture I've ever seen. I laughed... and then I felt so so wrong.

Certified Gangsta (but not in that Dipset {aka Karamo} way)

So... after an 0-11 season, UCF decides to start next season off like they finished last, giving Steve Spurrier his first win as a Cock. (Well, that might not be true, since he's always been a dick)

I've seen this somewhere else before.. but it really makes me laugh. His voice going from "Sorry, I'm about to end this" to "Gggaaahhh" kills me.

I don't really think the clip is that funny... but this is what American Idol looks like in England.

Ok.... I'm out. Jenny, this is for you: A better pic of the Miami Girls

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Vocabulary's Necessary, When Digging Into My Library

(Click to hear a clip)


My favorite baseball video game just got waaaaaay better. Plus... the cover is great too.


Ouch! (Too bad that whole thing was staged by the Wiz)


There is no way in hell that this is real.


Talk about a quick trigger. Goddamn!


Another Borat sighting (Not the singing the National Anthem story)


This man is absolutely right to say "No" to that shit. (Mmmm, Mmmm bitch! Read that article!)


Ok... so I feel totally left out, because everyone else's blog has done a Best of 2004 list for something or another. So now, waaaaaaaay late, here's mine:

The Best of 2004

Best R. Kelly song in which he turns a woman into an object:
"Feeling You In Stereo" - Best Of Both Worlds:Unfinished Business
- So after hits like "You Remind Me" and "Ignition", you just knew R. was due for another song. And he doesn't disappoint with "Feeling You In Stereo". Look at these lyrics

Best Cameo in each others movies by either Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson, Luke Wilson, or Vince Vaughn"
Ben Stiller as Spanish Language News Anchor - "Anchorman" ( Link )
I mean... a blind person could see that cameo coming, but I wasn't expecting the Mexican angle. Bravo... Bravo

Best lip sync by someone pretending to be a music artist:
Eminem performing "Mosh" - Saturday Night Live ( Link )
You thought this was going to Ashlee Simpson didn't you? While her SNL gaffe was widely talked about... this asshole did the same thing, THE VERY NEXT SATURDAY! I'm tired of hearing people praising his ass. He has a fuckin Grammy nomination for "Just Lose It"! That alone should have him blackballed by the industry. Ughhhhhhhh


Best person that should not be famous:
M. Night Shyamalan - The Village ( Link )
The "Sixth Sense" was how many years ago, people? We should not be thinking this guy makes good movies anymore. No one should be excited to see one. He should not get any play on E!. Trust me... this was not one of those movies where I was expecting to be scared. But the fact that I guessed the ending 25 minutes in... just shows how predictable he's become.


Best person who should not be getting as close to famous as he is already getting:
Guerilla Black - Guerilla City ( Link)
I can't stand gimmicks. If you can't get here on your own.... you don't deserve to be here, nuff said!


And finally...

Stupidest stunt done by a minority so white people can say "See, I knew these people can't control themselves" :
The Vibe Awards Stabbing ( Link )
You know... white people were starting to like Dre.... and then this shit had to happen. You know... hip-hop is never going to be respected as long as these ignorant fucks are happy with being so ignorant. I hate how true the saying "Ignorance is bliss" is.


Ok, now that that crappy ass list is over, here's one last link.



Even after Beltran, the Mets get no respect. (Funny as hell , though)


Late Addition: Best Music Video by some douche bag with no talent

3 points about this video:

1.) I wish the 80's aerobics trend was back

2.) This is the best video for a song with only 3 words, EVER

3.) I have no clue who sings this song, btw